BlueLion.

Newcastle are bossing this. For fuck sake, we cannot defend AT ALL.

Kalou with ANOTHER miss. This is the reason why we are not winning games, we are defending poorly but we are scoring probably 25% of the excellent chances we are getting.

1-1

Ouch... Taylor hit in the Crown Jewels by Belletti

Three excellent chances to score so far this half.

Nah, we're not playing too badly. Perhaps Pizarro on for SWP around the hour mark.

The West Ham defender looks like he is auditioning with Ronaldive for Strictly Come Dancing 1-0 Half time.

Interesting scoreline from the championship: Watford 0 - 3 QPR Not just because our FA Cup opponents are improving all the while, but because Watford are without a home win in seven games.

Good. I am very glad to hear referees across all four major English leagues are stamping down on two footed challenges. OMFG, the commentator on Real Radio London is driving made the way he pronounces Cacapa. Its pronounced Ka-sap-a, he pronounces it like Cack-a-pa He used to play for Lyon so it bugs me very slightly

Kenwyne Jones continues to set the Premier League alight with his 5th goal of the season Still makes me laugh when I hear we are linked with him. Yeah, he seems weak at crosses in my opinion. He is running better, it was only collisional damage.

Yep, I can see a two-goal winning margin but hopefully we get a clean sheet - that is much more important than a huge win in my opinion after Wednesday's horror show. Just noticed Alan Smith is playing

Ben Haim is injured, hopefully nothing too serious.

LOL mate, its only my opinion Newcastle are as bad at the back as us.

Speaking of Bramble, he's just netted for Wigan vs. Villa.

Not old, but tired.

Essien 1-0

Either side of Given, and Alex would have scored.

No offence guys, but I don't give a flying duck about ManUre The Blues had a slow start but we are improving. Mikel has forced a wonderful save from Given, and Bridge's array of crosses are BEGGING for Pizarro.

He did the same against Blackburn, then he didn't go in for a challenge for the rest of the game.

Long ball vs Long Ball Fuck me, the defence is so hesitant! Hilario did brilliantly

Ricky, can you share the stream?

Your tone has changed from three posts above to that one

Our team leaves me less than confident.

Chelsea are expected to line up in a 4-3-3 formation as follows: 40 Hilario 35 Juliano Belletti 33 Alex 22 Tal Ben-Haim 18 Wayne Bridge 5 Michael Essien 12 John Mikel Obi 13 Michael Ballack © 24 Shaun Wright-Phillips 21 Salomon Kalou 10 Joe Cole Subs: 30 Rhys Taylor, 20 Paulo Ferreira, 9 Steve Sidwell, 17 Scott Sinclair, 14 Claudio Pizarro. . Newcastle are expected to line up in a 4-3-3 formation as follows: Given; Beye, Taylor, Cacapa, and'Zogbia; Butt, Faye, Smith ©; Milner, Martins, Duff. Subs: Harper, Rozehnal, Emre, Viduka, Owen. Petr Cech and Andriy Shevchenko are absent through injury so Hilario returns in goal and Salomon Kalou will spearhead the attack. Carlo Cudicini's rib injury means a place on the bench for our 17-year-old Wales Under 21 international keeper Rhys Taylor. Shaun Wright-Phillips returns on the right wing with Joe Cole on the left. Wayne Bridge, Juliano Belletti and Tal Ben-Haim come into the defence and Michael Ballack captains.

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