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Dear Media and 'I hate lampard' fans, EAT YOUR SHIT Regards, Warnie

Tired.....and anxious

I have a dilemma: Last night I saw this absolute stunner at a bar. She was a head turner. Every guy at the bar was checking her out. My friend then joins me at the bar and tells me that he met a chick at A hotel this evening and she said she will be at this bar. And he goes looking for her. Next thing I know is he comes back with the stunner I first saw. She's a brunette Russian 5,8 and a smashing good body. But a very down to earth girl and level headed girl with no attitude. My frd is a jackass and a player but without brains as he tried to be all flirty and touchy with er inspite of her telling us that she hates players. I tried to tell him that you need to go slow with her. I on the other hand was being a gentleman. This chick after an hour totally unimpressed with my player friend hands me a tissue with her phone number while my frd is looking elsewhere completely unaware of it. Later my frd all drunk hooks up with another girl right infront of this Russian stunner. And she got so pissed at him as she felt insulted. Before leaving she told me to give her a call. In short: the girl my jackass frd got to the bar likes me and I like her while my frd who humiliated her is completely unaware. Dilemma: would you consider it wrong if I was to date this chick? I hope my friend doesn't think I pulled off a highway robbery.

I read today that Lampard is going to Take the armband for England against Spain. And never have a I felt so proud of being a Chelsea fan. I am proud Because in Lampard and Terry we have players with character, determination and grit. These are players who face heavy unfair criticism from fans and media time and again inspite of putting in good performances. They are tagged as FINISHED and yet they fight their way back to the top time and again. Lampard: Untill few weeks back Media said he is finished. Time for young generation. Lampard on bench hence England beat the mighty Timbuktu team with sexy football. Lampard starts and England play dull football. He needs to go yadayadayada Well bitches, who is the captain now? And that too against the mighty Spain. Name an English midfielder currently better than Lampard. He has stormed his way back to the top. Made those journos eat their words. Just like he did to those West Ham fans who abused him and laughed and clapped when he broke his leg. He is an Icon, a fucking machine that churns out 20+ goals every year. And I am so proud of having a player like him at my club. Amazing comeback.

Full name: Neil Nationality: Indian Height: 6' 0 feet Weight: 175 pounds Position(s): Central Midfield, Attacking Midfield Favourite number(s): 8,10, 23 Best abilities: Eye for a pass. Long pass or short pass. Mine two bad sides: Defending and heading Players that play similar to me: Frank Lampard, Deco, Xabi Alonso

Damn you shon3x aka nemanja. Who the he'll is going to help me with the translations? Lol. Get well soon bud!!

Damn that speech and the music just gave me goosebumps. This is the first time in my life I heard Charlie Chaplin talk and I must say he absolutely nailed it.

The last samurai and Call of duty are my favorites

This will only increase the shirt sales amongst teens

I would be disappointed if he doesnt make it at Chelsea. He is a Gerrard type midfielder who drives the entire team and not to forget those winnders he scores from out of the box are so Gerrard'esq

Graham Thorpe is a Chelsea Fan too I beleive.

Haha. Any idea who he supports? I'm sure he doesn't support man utd. Spurs or west ham I'm sure

carefreechronic...

Some fans we have are seriously an embarrassment to the other fans and the club.

Essien cannot create. He WAS a good box to box player and thats about it. Yes he can play CDM as well but Ramirez is too good of a box to box and he will be wasted at CDM.

A) Having few good games and then be shit or crock for majority of the season doesnt work. Last season he went downhill from November. In 2008-09 he was good from February. Stupid to keep him on the payroll. I would rather have Robben cus in Ramirez we have a much fitter and better player Tell that to the Ghana FA. Were you aware that 2 seasons back Essien was nearing full fitness (It means he wasnt fully fit yet) but the Ghana Manager called Essien to the training camp and there he got a knee injury? C) When was the last time Essien gave that efficiency for half a season let alone an entire season? Having good performances for couple of months and then going crock or shit is not good enough for Chelsea.

I was a fan of his once. But he has not had a good season for us since 07-08. That's three seasons now and in all those seasons he has been out for 6 months more or less. That injury record should be worse than Robben's and Joe Cole's He is a crock and should be off next season. Regarding his comeback, it doesn't matter because as soon as we get him fit to play Ghana will take him to ACON. And I hope he doesn't get injured again. Long story short. Ramirez>>>Essien Fitness, pace and overall game wise

Awww. Artinho why are you always sad?

What made you quit goalkeeping? I used to play as a goalkeeper in my school and first yr of junior college but moved to CM after that. And to play there specially if you are playing after two years is tough. I obviously over estimated my fitness levels.

I remember you having AVBs signature and Avatar and were ranking over his press conferences and what not. One bad week and you change your opinion. Dear god!!!

I'm not a finance guy but how does floatation of Chelsea at hongkong or Singapore stock exchange affect the club in a negative way? If this is about raising money I think with the financial FairPlay rules the club has every right to looks at avenues. But not by lying to the fans.

Lol. I spilled my hot chocolate on my trousers. Sending you the laundry bill bluelion

What a whore!! I hadn't even finished eating my cake yet

Aerial Ortega. Fuckig beast!!

People tend to discriminate themselves by playing victims. Anton is black and even if he calls him a black cunt how does it matter? Would it matter if Anton called JT a white cunt? I do not think so. I wouldn't care if someone calls me a brown cunt. We are in 21 st century we take things in stride and move on but Anton is milking it. What is racism? If a white man discriminates a black man from others that is racism. No one does that now. We are all equals. Calling a black guy black cunt isn't racist imo and we do not even know f he said black cunt. We all know bale looks like a monkey and we all have a good banter about it. But dare I do that to a black man and i would be tagged a racist. Fuckk off you narrow minded self depricating people. "Anton you know what you are..... You are a fucking liar." I don't know what's the big deal with this chant Rant over and out