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Well if you ignore the context of the situation, then yes. Pizarro and Hunter were never the undisputed starting strikers of their clubs and on their arrival in Germany they are. Germany does have some dreadful teams though.

Off topic discussion is only fun when We Hate Scouse is involved.

He could have improved in that time.

Son, this is football/sokka/nagomet/soccer. The ultimate sport for fuccbois. A slight tap on the shoulder is seen as brutal in this sport.

What is happening over at Valencia? Two fantastic LBs brought through Mestalla in successive years. Salvador Ruiz is a LB out on loan! Then a few years back Jordi Alba was sort of brought through the Mestalla. They are doing something right in the canteras down there.

Excellent role model for aspiring young players out there. He really shows how people should approach the game.

Imagine playing in your Sunday beer league and some dickhead is acting like Costa. Yeah, everyone knows a wind-up merchant like that. It is insufferable.

HAHAHA THE FUCKING COMMENTATOR SAID "Nothing to do now. Go to the dressing room; have a cuppa tea and calm down". Most English thing ever uttered; about a Brazilian no less. Quality banter.

HAHAHAHA GABRIEL HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A BITCH

Haha, footballers are such fuccbois. Oooh, he touched me on the face with his palm; I'm going to cry to the referee. It is like watching a group of children act tough and then cry when they are in trouble.

That was no fucking penalty you biased fuckos.

What is with these blokes getting full sleeve tattoos? Angel di Maria and Hector Bellerin look like black hokkien noodles.

I V A L L H O P E IS LOST N O V I C A P T A I N I N G

It doesn't matter how 'good' or 'bad' a league is. Talented players come from everywhere and anywhere. To judge a league on how many talented players emerge from it is weird.

I always liked Cahill. Fantastic to hear he had a great game. Maybe he should be vice-captain instead of Bran. Not that it matters of course.

It would take more than fucking 20 brown ales to bring that cunt down. Throw on a bottle of scotch and maybe some wine for good measure.

Name: Stats Reason: Aggressive/provocative behaviour Punishment: Verbal warning only.

Nobody is getting banned ffs. If you have nothing to say to him, then don't say anything. It's not kindergarten where everyone is a tattle tale and gets good boy points by snitching to the teacher; act like adults and just ignore each other.

Pot, kettle, black. You want a serious response? Well you can't expect one after having a little bitch out like that. Using a 'yo mamma' joke and calling him a tosser; yeah real mature. Cut it out or a real staff member will smack you upside the head.

The staff isn't your personal army.

It is such a shame he can be biased. He has a perfect voice for commentary and can say some interesting things. An argument could be made that he was more shocked by Martial's goal compared to Benteke's. Most people know what Bentekkers can do, but Martial up until then was an entity. I was certainly more surprised.

In a bygone era it was Jon Obi Mikel's thread in the era before that it was Fernando Torres.

To be honest, I'm looking forward to watching the club in the Championship. We'll see how many people stick around on TC too!

Ouch

Haha, Bob Martin has all you cunts rattled.