Amblève.

People even manage to fuck up my name which has a soft flow to it and doesn't even contain any "weird"/unusual letters. People are stupid.

You have no clue about football if you really think that, lol.

As of right now, Cesar is the only suitable option if we're thinking long-term. He's part of the new generation, he's been here from the beginning of this new generation, he's a starter + one of our best players, he's fighting on the pitch, he has charisma, and judging by the off-pitch pictures he's a well liked member of the team that seems to be able to bond with anyone.

That doesn't really apply to GKs. Goalies always wear #1, even in modern times with outfield players going bonkers and wearing such numbers as 77 or something. From a branding POV, having your #1 goalie wear that number would have been far more intelligent.

Well, he did spend the majority of his youth in Canada

See it this way: With the money we spent on Salah and Cuadrado we could have bought Sterling. Fucking depressing.

Glad we got him, obviously. Though, I don't understand why he'd want to go to a club where he'll sit on the bench 80% of the games in his prime.

Economics 101 isn't popular on TC.

Yeah, let's compare a transfer from 2015 with one from 2009.................

Berlin's awesome, hope you like it as much as I did! Basically, if you're in Berlin you HAVE to visit Kreuzberg, Europe's probably most diverse and multiethnic district. You gotta go to the restaurant Hasir there which is maybe a bit pricey (not too much, though!) but it'd be a shame if you missed out on the best Turkish food in the city. Also, tasting Mustafa's vegetables kebap is a must, too! If you're into history you'll find more than enough spots to visit. Most of them, such as Checkpoint Charlie, will be always crowded, though, but yeah, you probably know that from London anyway As an alternative I'd recommend going to one of the dozens of lakes (e.g. Sacrower See) to take a break , they're really cool and more often than not tourists forget about them so you should have enough space to be comfortable! Liquidator mentioned some other cool places as well so you have enough options I believe. I'd recommend doing a day trip in Vienna on the way from Prague to Budapest but that's just me

I still doubt that any of these kits is the real one.

I never claimed otherwise. Going ad absurdum at its finest.

Says the guy with the Torres avatar lmao

Cech will obviously remain a legend but he'll definitely be a tier below the likes of Terry, Drogs etc for moving to a rival.

It depends. If Remy is sold because of Falcao that'd be bad business from the get-go. However, if Remy is used more often than last season especially as a RW, seeing as we are one AM down from last year, and Falcao is actually the 3rd striker it's an okay deal for me. What makes me nervous, though, is that Falcao himself isn't an iron man which might turn out to be a big problem as Remy and Costa are known for picking up little injuries from time to time, too. Overall, I don't think Falcao is worth the risk. Get Austin instead, he'll probably be convincible to play as a 3rd striker if we show him good money, or if you wanna be riskier use Bamford.

New Balance shoes look like some 2nd grader designed them while having a stroke. So fucking ugly.

People familiar with hockey know about Warrior. It's just not a football brand, though.

The last time we thought we didn't need to replace our senior players our downfall began. We'd have learnt from that I'd hope.

Man, some sad times will be ahead of us if MikelGOD leaves... who will the fans shout "SHOOT" at if not Mikel?

Kakuta and Mikel are nowhere near the same level atm. If Kakuta was average he'd have a spot in our first team.

I don't even need to name any goalies. Keep Cech and by the time he isn't top-class anymore sign one of the upcoming young ones. 5 years ago nobody knew about Courtois, Leno, Ter Stegen, De Gea etc; new great goalkeepers appear in cycles which is why nobody will spend 70m on a GK in the foreseeable future.

You only don't accept 70m if your GK is scoring 20 goals/season from open play. Otherwise you'd be a huge idiot if you didn't take such a deal seeing as GK is the easiest position to replace someone.

Even I'd be more helpful if Chelsea signed me

Every Arsenal player these days seems to be injured at least 2 months per season, though.

Vidal's transfer fee when he went from Leverkusen to Juve was somewhere between 10 and 12m Euros (not sure how many add-ons Bayer received), but yeah, your point still stands.