It never ceases to amaze me how shit we are at attacking. Teams like Swansea manage to play better offensively despite having far less individual quality and money to spend than us; for some reason we haven't been able to implement lasting schemes etc when attacking in these 2 years that Mourinho has managed us and that is quite alarming to me. Usually big teams manage to at least create chances when they're struggling but I don't remember a single chance vs Crystal Palace that would have been the result of a trademark play of ours (if we had any of these). No 1-2's, no lay-offs, nothing.