Pizy

We're being humiliated by a Man United second team essentially. With the fucking title on the line our players are shrinking violets. Just embarrassing.

Already seeing "tactical masterclass" all over Twitter. Give me a fucking break! Hand ball leads to a goal and the same player repeatedly fouling our star player with impunity.

Embarrassing first half. Let a 19 year old dominate us and may as well have been playing with 10 men ourselves since Diego is useless.

This is getting absolutely ridiculous now. We can't even make any contact at all with any of their players.

Every little, tiny touch and they get a foul. He's not giving us anything at all.

This ref is shocking! My god!

We've had one of the best defenses in the league all season long and now at the business end of the season we can't defend at all.

Literally the only way they were going to score and they do. AND AN OBVIOUS HANDBALL!

Only positive that can come of the injury is that we have a bit more pace at the back. But ffs, Alonso has been outstanding recently!

For fucks sake!!!

They just showed Alonso going down the tunnel with the medical staff in warm ups.

Luiz and Cahill have to stay 100% switched on for 90 minutes today. Rashford will try to run in behind all day. It's the part of our team I'm most concerned about here.

Mourinho gone for maximum pace in attack with Rashford, Young, and Lingard and maximum thuggery in midfield with both Fellaini and Herrera. Rojo will be under instruction to wind Diego up as much as possible like he did last time no doubt. Pretty relieved that their two best attacking players aren't starting!

Not worried about Bego when it comes to stopping shots with his hands. I'm worried that him hardly ever playing will mess with his distribution since we now play out of the back under Conte. Courtois improved dramatically in this facet this season. Especially since it's pouring rain there, if José instructs his team to press us high that could be a big issue.

Yep, not even bothering watching it. How many times did he mention how rested we are and how defensive we are, and how we are a counter attacking side only? Just look at that sour face in the thumbnail! Haha!

If the worst happens and Spuds do end up catching us up and winning the title I hope at least some people acknowledge that Poch has been there working with essentially the same team for 3 seasons getting his way of playing drilled into them. Their core have worked together for years now and know exactly what to do. This is Conte's first season and he's made loads of changes not just to our personnel but also the way we play. So I hope the entire narrative wouldn't be that Chelsea choked and should be embarrased. When you think about where most people thought we'd be this season (outside of the top 4) then it's crazy we're even in this position to win the title.

Hope so, mate. Hope so!

Spurs aren't going to lose again this season I don't think. Maybe draw a couple perhaps against Arsenal & United, but I can't see them dropping any points besides those 2. It just seems so weird and honestly quite annoying that we're 7 points clear with 7 matches to go and each of our games still feels so massively important because the team behind us keeps fucking winning. In the past I'd almost be celebrating already. I don't even bother watching Spuds these days against these small teams because I know they'll batter them. Just glance at Twitter when they're playing and see the inevitable happen.

His celebration is so cringey...

If we're going to spend massive money on a striker why not throw it all at Monaco for Mbappe? The most sought after player in the world at the moment and Monaco are a selling club. Try to get him before Real Madrid or Barca are after him. Belotti looks nice but it's surely a huge risk to spend crazy money on him. Mbappe looks a sure thing.

I think Sanchez is a level above Bernardo Silva currently, though I'd love either here. Dybala is impossible. I wouldn't shit myself in terror if he went to City because attacking isn't really where they've struggled. Don't think he really elevates them to a new level if they'd just swap him for Aguero. If he went to United, however, I'd be super pissed off. I'd love for us to throw £50m at them still. I think he's a top 3-4 PL player so keeping him out of the clutches of any of our rivals is worth it.

If he were to move to any other PL club but us it'll be a massive failure by our board. Just offer whatever it takes.

When he's super involved in the game and on the ball a lot he's very dangerous. Watched him yesterday and he was excellent at times. He receives the ball deep, can turn superbly, and surge forward. Think Conte could develop him very well and I'd take a punt on him for sure if the price isn't absurd. Last year of his contract?

As great as we are in transitioning between defense and attack, the thought of the freight train that is Lukaku leading our counter attacks is dreamy. Just hope Zlatan decides to stay at United because they'll probably be our only competition. Though, with the way they're playing under Koeman he may yet decide to stay at Everton.

Aguero, Jesus, Sané, Silva, Sterling, De Bruyne...why the fuck would City need Sanchez? They'll already struggle to play all of the attacking players they have. Even if Aguero goes they wouldn't have a place for him.