Pizy

Bruno looking like a shell of the player he was last season and fans are calling for him to be dropped. Maguire and Wan-Bissaka so shite that they were dropped. Pogba and Fred out injured. Rashford has been so woeful all season that the United fans want him sold this summer. Matic looks dead on his feet after about 30 minutes. Whole team looks like they’ve been checked out for months and don’t fancy Rangnick at all. But Charity FC is rolling into town now. Maguire will come back in and look like prime John Terry, Bruno will have 3 assists to CR7, and Rashford will start and torch whoever we have playing on the right since Reece is probably still out. This is the lowest point United have been since Ferguson retired. So it would be so typical of us to show up and put in a shocker of a performance.

Between Koundé and Gvardiol we’re really targeting a very particular sort of CB for that Rüdiger spot. Only around 6 feet tall, very quick, very good on the ball. Makes sense. But if we buy more than one CB this summer I hope we also get a beast of a player who is commanding, intimidating, and a big threat at corners and set pieces. It’s something we’ve always had at Chelsea. Having all 3 of our CB’s being tiny isn’t a good idea.

CB is probably the one position on the pitch where you don’t need to spend a bomb to get someone you can quickly mould into a top player. Especially someone like Tuchel and especially in a 3 CB system. He has made Rüdiger look incredible, 37 year old Silva look like he’s 27 etc. You don’t need to spend VVD/Maguire/Dias sort of money to get a CB. If the club is smart we could buy 1 decently priced CB and then pick up a free agent like Ginter. Maybe someone with 1 year left on a cut priced deal. I’ve really cooled on the idea of Koundé. Really wanted him and still would as an AC replacement if Rüdiger was staying. But I don’t think he’s worth the gamble now.

Be delighted if Everton go down. Hate playing against them even though we’ve owned them over the years.

Perhaps the most undeserved 3 points of the season. Jorginho has been at rock bottom confidence wise since Italy crashed and burned mainly due to him missing pens. Also why on God’s green Earth would you let him take a 85th minute pen when there’s a £100m striker, Mount, and Ziyech all on the pitch? Shocking stuff.

For fucks sake. Just Ziyech on and hope he can score from distance. That’s literally the ONLY way I can see us scoring. This is totally unwatchable in attack.

This is just fucking pathetic. We barely look like a premier league side. We get into the final third and smack it blindly out of play.

All Moyes needs to do is send Rice on who will up the tempo and thrust in midfield and we’d probably lose since we can’t break through their parked bus.

That result in Madrid has killed the team. The fighting spirit and mentality has been shattered. It’s as though our players have decided the season is over and we are safe in the top 4. BUT WE FUCKING AREN’T!!! Kante being our most dangerous attacking player says it all.

West Ham’s B team is completely nullifying us. At home. In a must win situation. Embarrassing doesn’t do this justice.

There is just zero quality whatsoever in the final third. We get it up there over and over and just play blind, hopeful passes. Compare that to Liverpool or City. It’s as though we’re playing a different sport.

Atmosphere is totally silent. Dead. Know we aren’t doing anything much to get them excited but it’s like a library out here.

So many changes for WH and yet we have zero intensity at all. So lethargic. And now 3 idiotic defensive mistakes in quick succession.

He’s actually out with a tummy ache! 😂😂😂 As I said after the Arse match, sit his ass out for the rest of the way. Leave him at home or let him move over to Spain now. Start Chalobah from here out because AC is done.

Christensen is made of toothpicks. He’s absolutely pathetic.

AC makes a mistake on rare occasions but is mostly safe and secure on the ball. Yes, those rare mistakes are catastrophic but he’s a decent footballer at least. Sarr makes a handful of schoolboy errors every match. Leaving back passes to the keeper way short, dwelling on the ball too long and getting caught out, dreadful passes that put his teammates in trouble, repeatedly getting caught out of position and having to foul. He doesn’t belong on the pitch for Chelsea. Only time I’d ever be fine seeing Sarr in the Chelsea team is if the rest of our best defenders are in the team with him. If Chilly, Reece, Rüdiger, and Silva we’re all in and Sarr was playing with them as the 3rd CB I’d be okay.

At least Sarr isn’t playing. So we don’t have to cringe and hold our breath every time the ball is played back to him.

Reece injured yet again? 😩😩😩 Man, if we lose this I’m almost certainly done for the rest of this season. Just going to check out, hope for the best, and be back next season. Not going to make myself angry and annoyed watching us choke away a comfortable position.

Need his replacement to not only be extremely mobile and athletic like he is but also have leadership qualities.

If he were going to PSG or United I would also feel this way. But I’m not going to begrudge him (or anyone, really) for being drawn to Real Madrid. Biggest club in the world, glorious city to live in, and after passing La Liga this season and getting to the CL semi’s they’ll likely do even better next season with Rüdiger, Mbappe, and who knows who else.

Geuhi and Tomori given away from peanuts, Rüdiger and AC literally leaving for nothing, Azpi and Thiago have 1 season left before they leave for nothing, youngsters like Livramento and Lamptey leaving when they could’ve really established themselves due to all our injuries. Been shocking management at board level. Some of those of course made sense at the time, but if we had all those that left now we’d have an unbelievable squad to carry us into the next era.

Losing two starting CB’s in their primes on free transfers in the same summer. Possibly the most shocking contract management imaginable. Now in addition to a total overhaul of our attack we’ll also need a total rebuild of our defense. All under new ownership who may not make the funds necessary to do so. Finishing top 4 next season will be extraordinarily difficult. Forget about a title challenge.

Arse go 0 points from 9 against easier opponents and look utterly diabolical going forward struggling to score a single goal. Then of course along comes good old Chelsea AT HOME who gifted them 4 goals and gave them a springboard for the remainder of the season. Now they’ll likely pick up 9 points out of 9 in the 3 games all their fans were worried they’d be lucky to get 1 point from. Think these cunts will get top 4 now if they beat Spuds in the NLD.

Oh, and of course, Christensen picks up his 854th injury in his time at Chelsea. Get this soft fucking clown out ASAP. Ship his ass to Barca now. Sick to death of him. Someone breathes in his direction and he gets hurt.

I genuinely think we could lose several more games the rest of the way if we aren’t focused and fully at it. I can’t even imagine or fathom what would happen if we missed out on top 4 from the position we’ve been in. These players better put in one hell of a performance this weekend.