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With Kai in this form and our defense almost impenetrable we’d have a massive chance at retaining our CL title if Chilly and RJ were fit.

Newcastle got the exact sort of match they wanted. Gum up the works, stop any sort of flow or rhythm, constant time wasting, constant diving for free kicks. And the referee had one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen in the PL. Their entire objective was to stop football being played today and it ALMOST worked perfectly but for the brilliance of Havertz.

My fucking god. ANY contact AT ALL and this ref awards them fouls.

St Max against Trev should be fun…

Our players like Kante go down, no foul. Their players go down, foul every single time.

This ref is a fucking joke. Allowing the. Feels like Newcastle have bought 100 cheap fouls.

Chalobah, man….

If Sarr or Trev get pressed they can’t to ANYTHING because neither are good enough on the ball. And Newcastle players know it.

Reece getting injured again has killed us. Again. There’s zero thrust from either flank. Playing directly into Newcastle’s hands. Our entire game is so dependent on the wingbacks being fit it’s a joke.

As dire as anyone could’ve predicted when the team was announced. Newcastle playing the perfect spoiler as well with zero attacking ambition other than to win fouls and slap in crosses. And of course every referee decision going their way. This is as dreadful as we’ve looked this season. Nothing from the fullbacks, nothing from Timo, Havertz got zero service, and Jorginho was extremely poor on the ball.

Chalobah and Sarr are SO uncomfortable in these positions. It’s painful to watch neither of them being able to get forward.

I thought Tuchel said that Azpi just felt a bit sick last match? Why is he still out, is it COVID?

Wait, no Callum Wilson, Saint-Max (from the start), and no Ryan Fraser? Those are the 3 players I was actually somewhat concerned about due to their pace. This is a match we should now be dominating with the XI they have out there.

Sarr and Chalobah in the same XI. 😬😬😬 That’s asking for trouble. And Timo starting after that shocker he just had midweek?

Nick Candy seems kinda desperate, tbh. Saying a lot of fluff in public to try to get his face and name out there.

Hope our lads are well and truly on top of their game and in siege mentality mode. Win comfortably and hear Stamford Bridge buzzing and singing just to piss off all these journalists who are desperate for our club to die. I’ve seen numerous reporters saying this is a battle between “evils” or that this match is “a new low.” Painting the entire club and fan base because of one man.

I’m not worried about Spuds since they’re world class bottlers. So I want to keep United as far from us as possible. They can theoretically go on a CR7 and improved Sancho inspired winning run to end the season and since we still have to play them, they could make us sweat if we lose form. Had both of these dropped points today I think we could’ve safely stopped thinking about them. Now we still have to continue monitoring United’s results for a bit longer.

Was hoping for a draw here. Really staggering to think where United would be this season without CR7. He destroys their general play and makes them a terrible watch to neutrals but he seemingly scores ALL of their vital goals. They’d be languishing in midtable without him. They’re awful.

It’s not like we have a sex predator or a club-wide scandal that would damage the reputation of the shirt sponsor by mere association. There’s no right minded person in the world who sees the Hyundai logo on a Chelsea players’ sleeve and thinks “I’m not buying a Hyundai because they support Chelsea!” It’s just performative bullshit.

It seems so shortsighted and plain dumb for companies to “suspend” their sponsorships when the process of finding a new owner will maybe take a couple of weeks. What’s the point? Chelsea FC, the actual football club, haven’t done anything to bring these companies’ reputation down. So other than a phony publicity stunt I don’t see what it accomplishes. Any and all sponsors that jump ship during this period should never be allowed to come groveling back once things are sorted.

Would be pretty hilarious from a narrative POV if after all the doom and gloom about us being liquidated or entering administration a Saudi group that’s even wealthier than Roman swoops in and buys us. But the government can’t suddenly say no to this group mere months after approving of Newcastle, surely?

Rüdiger, too. 😂

Saw this on Twitter 😂😂😂

Trying to destroy an entire football club due to the mere association of the owner to Putin. An owner who was ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF SELLING THE CLUB. Completely ridiculous. You would think that it would be in the governments best interest as well to have a swift sale to a new owner and they can get a nice PR win by donating the funds to Ukraine.

Ownership needs to be settled like NOW or we could be in serious jeopardy after the Newcastle match.