Aquaman

Nottingham Forest have more European cups than Chelsea do.

I'm just telling the facts.

Torres has looked like that whole season. He just ain't the same guy anymore like he was in 2008.

Reporting in. Have you guys calmed down?

Keep on crying if it helps you.

Sorry, fixed it now.

At first, this was the most important game of the season. Now it was "just a game". I know how you guys feel, it hurts but try to handle it. Oh, and cheers to Madmax and Zhasko, at least you're trying to be objective. For all the rest: Keep your Torres banners up, and remember to wave the plastic flags!

Come on guys, we won and deserved it. I'm just celebrating it, cos some of you were so sure that you will batter us. Let me have my moment!

Who needs Torres.

FUUUCK OFF CHELSEA FC YOU AIN'T GOT NO HISTORY 5 EUROPEAN CUPS 18 LEAGUES THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HISTORY And repeat.. What do you guys think of Torres? Worth 50m, no?

Well, now I'm here.

Gotta say, it feels fuckin' strange to look at Chelsea lineup. "Torres 9"

Matt Critchley's just said, 'Nice of them to put the Shankly Gates at the bottom of that banner'.

Hilarious! You have your Shankly Gates -banner there.

Chelsea lineup revealed: Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Twat, Girl.

Yeah, didn't see that coming. But Kenny knows what he's doing. Any idea of your lineup?

Confirmed team: Reina, Carra, Skrtel, Agger, Kelly, Lucas, Gerrard, Meireles, Johnson, Maxi, Kuyt. It'll probably be 4-3-3, maybe even 3-5-2.

Looks like Suarez is starting on the bench.

Hard to argue with that.

It's going to be hard to deal with if we lose, I accept that. But on the other hand, you need the win more to keep up with ManU, Arsenal and City.

Just what I meant. Last year he was ladyboy, cunt and fag. Now he is your fuckin' hero or something like that.

But he would be an excellent player if he'd play for Chelsea, just like happened with Torres? Joe has a knock and won't feature. As I said yesterday.

Be aware of Luis, he might bite.

Torres to score own goal, anyone?