Arjen Robben

I voted for Petr Cech, he's been one of the better players in Chelsea this year. Ivanovic, ewww. Ramires, doesn't deserve it.

Kenny Dalglish flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Dalglish gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such a great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.' 'Sorry?!!!Sorry?!!!' says his mum, 'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

lol some of these are hilarious

Take whoever you want, but I'm just saying - Leave Kaka´ alone!

0-1 MEIRELES '69 Good luck Chelsea

I'm happy for Chelsea. Torres is the right man for you guys. Anelka is never going to be as good as he was the previous seasons. Drogba is slowly dropping. Torres isn't that old. He can do alot of things for Chelsea. I'd really like to see him in Madrid, but meh. He's an Atletico Madrid fan - which means it will never happen. Sadface

I'm pretty sure Mourinho won't leave Real Madrid until he wins something. All he does is win, If he doesn't win, he's disappointed with himself. Therefore he stays to win and when he's happy, he leaves to a club that needs him. He is The Special One for a reason. All he does is win A bit unlucky this season at Madrid, but the season isn't over yet. They can still win. As a Madridista, I'm obviously going to say that Ancelotti should stay at Chelsea. In my honest opinion, he hasn't been successful. But whatever keeps Mourinho in Madrid, I'm happy with it Football is football. The ball is round. Anything can happen!

Haha, just look at him. He's like "Hey, I didn't do it"

I knew it!

Thanks for the welcoming guys

My favourite footballer of all time is Zinedine Zidane. Never seen a player like him. Totally amazing and can play a whole team on his own (not now, but when we played)

Hey, I'm new to TalkChelsea. Though I've known Jim for quite some time now, from FootballRenders where I am an admin. I live in Sweden, and I'm a Real Madrid fan, though I really like Chelsea. So I hope you don't mind having a madridista here My favourite player is Arjen Robben, hence my name xD Other than being crazy about football, I love to design web graphics. Anyways, see you around!