HRiver

Damn, I've tried numerous times yesterday and today, and I've reached 122 (which is my record) like 7 or 8 times. I find it impossible to do more than that.

You can't really say that. He was rubbish until mid-March. Since RDM took over, he has scored 12 goals in less than 4 months for club and country, and he has been showing great signs of improvement. Next season he will score for fun.

Luis Suarez trying to prove he's not a racist..

I'd be quite pleased with a win by at least 2 goals difference, a Torres goal and a good performance from Hazard.

My vote goes to manpe

This is exactly what I think of him.

Is he any good at free kicks? Lampard hits the wall most of the time, and Luiz is poor at them. So it has to be either him or Mata.

I'm tired of these comparisons. Forget about last season, forget about AVB. This is an entirely new season, and the European Super Cup final is after a month. And what worries me is that If Milan can beat us with their average squad, then we're going to get butt fucked by Falcao and co on the 31st of August. And there's no Didier Drogba for the big occasion this time.

Boring game with very few chances.. Gotta admit, I'm a little worried about the Community Shield and the European Super Cup final, we're fucked if we continue to play like this.

Why?

Torres Hazard - Mata - Ramires/Oscar Lampard - Mikel Cole - Terry - Luiz - Ivanovic Cech

No, I'm not. I type faster in English, and I find it easier.

He does it in Estonian though, his native language.

I can't wait to see him play, this season I trust him more than ever.

Cole seems quite friendly when he's off duty. On the pitch he's grumpy all the time, you hardly ever see him smiling. Determination maybe.

Glad he's getting number 11, I think that it suits him. Hazard17 and Oscar11 just sounds better than the other way round.

How is this even possible?

http://www.twitter.com/lumhcfc I'm already following some of you, and I'll follow back anyone who follows me. Hopefully I don't get bored too quickly this time, like I did with my previous two accounts.

Definitely Falcao, one of the best strikers in the world, no doubt. He is much better than Cavani.

Sell: Turnbull, Benayoun and Kakuta. Loan out: De Bruyne, McEachran and Lukaku. I'm also for keeping Ferreira and Malouda, for the reasons already mentioned.

I'm surprised how Turnbull is still at this club, he's one of the worst goalkeepers in the league. Made my blood boil against Liverpool. Just get rid of him already. Hilario isn't much better than him either, so yeah, we do need a backup goalkeeper.

If Alex's highest score is 112, then I should be second. And this one's real, I'm not fooling around this time.

I can't believe how impatient some of our fans are. He has only played 3 games, and already scored once. What were you expecting? That he was going to score a hattrick in each game? Same with the rest of the team... it's only pre-season. Chill out.

Not if you post a screenshot. Screenshots are reliable imo (unless you use photoshop that is ).

Nice try...