Tomo

Manchester United because 95% of their fans only support them because of what they have done recently, think they have a define right for anything and everything and just shout Man u are the best bla bla bla anyone who plays for any other side are crap and scum bla bla bla, sad thing is the other 5% actually are pretty decent and know their stuff. Liverpool because they just cannot bring themself's to accept this is not the 80's and they aint the toast of the country no more and the fuss they kicked up over Torres, he wanted to go to a bigger club that could match his ambitions get over it, they may have been a bigger club than us in the past and in some aspects still are but certainly not on the field. Arsanal because they are slowly turning into Liverpool, next year will be our year our kids will mature we have "better" history, we went unbeaten you never did bla bla bla bla out of all the Arsanal fans ive meet only one does not annoy the shit out of me. Tottenham because they are just horrible cunts, the only ground in the top flight your advised not to wear team colours in or around the ground pretty much says it all. Manchester City i ain't bothered about and too be honest in future if we don't win the league id rather it just goes there.

Sorry to be a pooper but he scored when we lost to Viking FK at Norway in 2002

good luck with the move i should know how stressfull and annoying they are ive done it 9 times in 20 years.

well my flip flops are so ill have to take responsibility for the dreadful actions of my flip flops, they are locked away now and not coming out

Give me a shout when it ends cause thats when im off out

shit

speaking of username's can i change that one its pretty cheesy it was just the first thing that popped in my head as i was in a rush making it Congrats on (as good as) winning the league btw with any luck winning11 will do me a favour so i can win mine

oh right fair enough, ill use a internet cafe or something if need be, when i go Turkey i will be using computers in the hotel to sort the tactics out and that what will happen if some-one else uses it as-well will i still get banned?

If they remove the teams make we should make 4 random teams, put them in league 2 and leave them inactive it wont matter half the teams are inactive anyway because the managers gave up, only me, SInised and Artron are active in our division, a bit naughty but i kinda like it with 4 divisions, no way do i wanna lose promotion now after all this.

Ross Kemp's a Brighton fan i think.

If it came down to a choice between Dann and Cahill, Dann wins hands down.

Ill tell you the story. Woke up on Thursday morning in my tent, went to the shower and came back with my mobile on top off my flip flops, i look on my mobile and there the most recently called number from 10 minutes ago i did not recognize so i rang it to see who it was and it went to answer phone "hello this is Martin Lipton from the mirror i can't get to the phone right now but please leave a message after the tone". what would you do?

I think you can apply for vacant position's anytime, i got a message asking if i wanted to apply for that job but im happy with my own team. EDIT: He aint failed to get promotion yet, he is still only one point off it with 2 games to go.

I think its too early but then again i said the same about Josh last summer.

If me and Sinised win our last 2 games i would have 37 points and not won the league, would that the highest points anyone got without winning the league?

Suprised Federer got knocked out, Murray aint got a cat in hell's chance against Nadal.

Just came back from a week camping expecting things to be rather slow, when i read Di Matteo was back as coach i had too slap myself about 5 times to make sure i was not dreaming with my track record, soo faaakkkinnggggg happpaaayyyy Roberto Di Matteo <3

IMO would be a good singing.

We should just sign him outright for £18million.

Nothing that pompus stuck up cunt does surprises me any more, whoever voted for this wanker in the last election have a lot to fucking answer for.

Please do me a favour and PM me on facebook my score against Tottally FC (im away all week and got no internet access so but if get PM on FB it goes through to my fone)

yes please yes please yes please

Kalou gets a pretty hard time on this forum and it seems a lot of fans are happy for him to leave this summer but im going to make a case as to why he should stay if he is happy to be a squad player. --------------------------------APPS (as sub)------Goals---Assists 2006/2007-----------------------25(33)--------------9-----------5 2007/2008-----------------------33(15)-------------11---------12 2008/2009-----------------------30(13)-------------10----------8 2009/2010-----------------------21(15)-------------12----------4 2010/2011-----------------------21(20)-------------12----------6 Overall--------------------------130(96)------------ 54---------35 For a squad player that usually plays out wide that ain't bad, if he starts demanding regular starts then we might have to review his position but if he is happy to play squad player then those stats show that he should be kept, add to the fact he is only 25, which is young in our current squad. Also aswell as chipping in with his fair share of goals he scores some pretty vital ones too, here are the few i can think off out the top off my head ...... 2006/2007 Equalizer at home to Spurs in the cup that gets us a replay, we go on to win the replay then the whole tournament. Last minute winner against Watford that kept us in the title race. 2007/2008 Winner at Bolton which ended a worrying winless and scoring run. The winner at christmas against Newcastle which kept us in touch with the top 2. Although not a goal the pinpoint cross for Riise's OG, an away goal which helped us progress to Moscow. 2008/2009 A leveler against Man.Utd which saved our home run (all be it briefly). 2 goals and 2 assists when we thumped Boro 5-0 away and 2 crucial goals in the return fixture at home. Gave us the lead against Cluj in the CL group game when it looked like we could have been going out. Scored against Southend which spared us an embarrising home FA Cup exit, we won the replay and went on to win the FA Cup. the only goal of the game against West Ham away.Cech saved Noble's penalty and helped us take 3 points. 2009/2010 Scored a priceless away goal in the San Siro. Struggling against Cardiff in the FA Cup, he comes on game changes 4-1, we go on to win it. Early brace against Stoke in the run in which settled unbearable nerves in the title run in (he went on to get a hat-trick). 3rd goal against Wigan which settled lingering doubts about where the title was heading. 2010/2011 The winner at home to Spurs which ultimately took the title race to the penultimate day. So overall despite his reduced status in the squad he has done more than his fair share over the years and squad players like Kalou are hard to come by these days, he may frustrate the hell out of us often but we can always guarentee he will score a vital goal or two every season and if it weren't for two goals in FA Cup draws against Tottenham (2007) and Southend (2009) we would not have had 2 of the 3 FA Cup's we have won in recent years (just saying).

Ive wanted to learn Bulgarian since i went there last summer but haven't got round to it yet