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If Pastore joins us, someone's going to have lots of egg on their face for the trolling.

I'm hoping that agent is some kind of pervert and Marina can seduce him

I have a bad feeling it's going to be PSG. I hope I'm wrong. On a positive note, it was nice to see my video featured on that article http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/2011/7/29/2302447/javier-pastore-chelsea-fc-bust-thrive

http://community.manutd.com/forums/p/191498/1707394.aspx The ManUre cunts are having a laugh. The joke is going to be on them when we end up signing him.

You remind me of this idiot who calls himself "Nameless" on Soccernet. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if it was you.

Talk about trolling.

This Zamparini has trolled us all, I won't be 100% confident he's coming to London tomorrow.

Oh God, that better be true.

Our only hope is Pastore turns down the club because they're like the 5th league in Europe.

I'm reading Twitter feeds. Many are saying Italian press are reporting he's joining PSG tomorrow. For 45 million Euros

A rough translation: Chelsea surpasses the Paris Saint Germain in the race for the playmaker; of Palermo, Javier Pastore. Second because it reveals our Director Michele Criscitiello, the English company would have done, and most recently, the important steps in the negotiation. It continues to provide for a two-fight to win the Argentine footballer. Tomorrow is expected to take place in London a meeting between the parties By the way, does "pastore" mean "shepherd" in Italian? Because everytime I translate, "pastore" is translated into "shepherd".

Chelsea overtake PSG? http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.google.co.uk%2Fnews%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26ct2%3Duk%252F0_0_s_2_0_t%26ct3%3DMAA4AEgCUABgAWoCdWs%26usg%3DAFQjCNGx77Fc7feazbPZaeGMtfKHd3OzdQ%26did%3D5e7fdc8fa3422ed3%26cid%3D17593597901724%26ei%3DUTcxTtCdJYLsjAfu1KboAg%26rt%3DSEARCH%26vm%3DSTANDARD%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.tuttomercatoweb.com%252Fpalermo%252F%253Faction%253Dread%2526idnet%253DcGFsZXJtbzI0Lm5ldC04OTA5

Looks like we're losing out

He has an abnormally long neck lol El Girrafe?

I'm quite worried about him joining PSG to be honest.

I'm feeling so nervous, it almost feels like Chelsea is in a Cup Final penalty shootout.

Pretty impressive for someone who just turned 22.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed and scouring Google for latest updates. I hope we get him. If we could get a winger too, that'll be perfect. Preferably a right footed winger. Both the wingers we've been linked to are left footed - Hulk and Adam Johnson. But I would take Robben back anytime.

http://au.sports.yah...-pastore-talks/ "Offers his home"? lol

But Fergie is the biggest lying POS there is in football. Don't trust a word he says.

I read about Man Utd's late interest as well. But it doesn't make sense. It's well known they want Sneijder. If they won't even pay 35 million for Sneijder, why would they pay 45 million for Pastore? Pastore is better than Sneijder for me, I know many disagree. I hope Fergie is one of them.

I'm praying everyday this goes through. No kidding lol. He'd be a great signing if he brings his Palermo form to Chelsea. Best signing since Lampard.

Malaga haven't made any offer, according to Pastore AND his agent. I hope the fact that they are not in the Champions League dissuades him. Hopefully Barcelona get Fabregas, that will rule them out. Hopefully City get Nasri, that would most likely rule them out too. I read an article on the DailyMail today saying Inter Milan are planning to hijack the Tevez deal and offer Sneijder to City. If that happens, they wouldn't sign Pastore. If it's between us and Man Utd (they have been linked too), I'm confident we'll win.

I hope it's us who made that offer. This guy would be a good long term replacement for Lampard. He only turned 21 recently. He would be really good in 2-3 years. Although I have a feeling, that like most Latin players, he'd prefer to move to Spain.

I really, REALLLYYYYY hope we get Pastore. He is really good. Much better than Modric. He's younger too. In 2-3 years, I expect him to be in the bracket of top 3 players in the world. He's exactly the kind of player Chelsea desperately need for creativity. He'd be a good replacement for Lampard too.