Madmax

Take off Essien. He's been utterly useless.

LOL Drogba

Bolton has the deadest home support in the league. Oh wait, I forgot about Arsenal.

Legend His rants are humorous - by design, not chance. Unlike that fucking whiner up north. Need more characters like IH in the game.

When DD decides to put his game face on, he's still the best striker on the planet. Shame it doesn't happen too often these days. Happy with the goals, but let's be honest - it's been a shambolic performance. I've never seen Essien play so poorly.

watch it.

Muscunt.

Fuck's sake. Same old same old.

How long till the line ups?

ffs people don't get your panties in a bunch. This is BS reporting, just because Luiz looks likely to join doesn't mean we'll straightaway discard Alex in the middle of the season.

Nah mate I don't have an account on twitter. But I check it out from time to time.

Found a few of our cubs on twitter : George Saville http://twitter.com/georgesav77 Billy Clifford http://twitter.com/bclifford47 Aziz deen Conteh http://twitter.com/deenconteh Milan Lalkovic http://twitter.com/LalkovicMilan Danny Mills Pappoe http://twitter.com/dannypapps

I didn't find it funny :/

^That woman is HOT. *Imagines a few vuvuzela jokes*

T6. I'll be back.

The what now thread?

Welcome mate

Rajkovic/Ferreira look the likeliest makeweights. It's good that we've made it clear we're not interested in permament moves for Bruma/PvA.

She got the decision right didn't she? Blown out of proportion. Having said that, Keys and Gray are anti-Chelsea, and that's enough for me to discard them to the rubbish bin.

^That. FIFA and it's cronies are fucking political mugs. They cannot bear their established darlings being outshone by new arrivals.

I'm not one yet, so I'm okay

Please stay away. He's no better than Pienaar. And he doesn't even work for the team.

Why the fuck does Capello want Terry for a friendly? Ridiculous!

Arrrgh not this again ... Btw, welcome back, Yossi

Exactly. The media can't be arsed with actually thinking through why we've not signed players so far and hence find it easier to put up an article saying Roman's scared of those rules.