Manuf

Drogbs has to get a little bit more creative with his celebrations if he wants to continue shooting like that

More like ------ Press: "What can you tell us about any link your club has with Sergio Ramos?" Ancelotti: "Ramos? Ramoos " Wilkins: "Sergio Ramos, from Spain" Ancelotti: "OOOHHH SERGIO RAMOS, I tried to translate it" Press: "So are we intrested?" Ancelotti: "No, no we're not"

Because he doesn't get any deserved play time?

LOL how in million years are Zola and Benayoun similar?!

He only moves his left eyebrow but it's good

All hail King Carlo! And his magical eyebrow

Malouda was the one who started the whole action. But whatever Kalou > Malouda

It's like he got so many chances

Lol, it's not me, it's Steve, mate

Oh yeah, I'm a big TX lover. Love me or hate me, honey. Lol, are you kidding me? These were the best 2 goals in the last 5 years. You must be sick or something, Kalou was exceptional. Nope, I didn't same here, but I don't mind

Just a short info - TX is suspended for 24 hours so he won't write you back

DID ANYBODY SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIS 2ND GOAL?! I SAID IT WAS NICE AND SO DID KOSTAS. START READING FFS. Great performance, champions-like. Usual day at work for us

I don't think you understand what I'm doing here. I with help from other people made Kalou an instant fan favourite.

Now that was something good.

Oh please everybody forgive me, I'm Man Utd fan in disguise. I'm slagging the one and only great and awesome Kalou off because I wished he got more attention...

Lol, nope, but it's funny how all of you praise him like he did something special.

Lol, scoring into empty net doesn't make him great or anything. If he was the one passing to Drogba I'd be impressed not the other way around. The only thing good is that he cleaned Drogba boot, that was pretty nice from him.

"Giving youth some game time". It's 4-0 but naaah, don't use our youth, let's play Benayoun instead...

Oh Kalou on, let's get ready.

Oh ffs he barely touched him and he fell like he was fucking shot in the leg...

Upsss off-side goal. Anyway, way to go Nico. Think it's more than enough for not scoring in first game, isn't it?

Well I said 5-0 in prediction league so lets go boys

LOL @ everybody going to Mikel instead of Anelka

This fasting is pretty stupid, one player from polish league lost fucking 8 kilos during the game because of that... MIKE ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? GIVE THEM YELLOW CARD! FUCK!

Every each one of them put him on the wing, what different could they expect from him? My only expectation would be to try not to lose the ball and pass is to someone who can actually do something out of it.