Ollie

If there's one striker in the world who knows how to win a UEFA Champions League, it's Samuel Eto'o.

I think Real Madrid and Juventus will win the European trophies this year but i'm so glad we're back in the last 4 and keeping us on the map of being Europes elite. I don't think we'll win it but we will within the next 3 years if we stick by Jose. I'm so confident of our future success.

This will be one hell of a tough tie but i'll be lying if i say i'm not thinking about the prospect of another UCL Final. To get to another final and to get there with Mourinho will be the most emotional day of my Chelsea life, especially if we win it. We have the players and with Eto'o, we have a striker that has been in this situation so many times and a winner of 4 UCL's already, scoring in 2 finals. in 2012 we were with the best Bayern team, better than this years one. Jose's Real Madrid, the best Real Madrid team in the modern era imo and Pep's Barca team, the best team in the world. We have a much bigger chance winning it this year than we had then. I'm hoping our experience will once again prove to be the difference between us going through. Atletico haven't experienced this in the Champions League before. We have players who have won it, been in many finals and Semi's and a manager who has been here countless times before who has also won it. We may not be favourites but we sure as hell can win it and then who knows? In a one of game, anything can happen. We have got the best possible draw with the home leg second. Buzzing for this. I can't believe we're back again so soon. It's unbelievable,

It is easier than Palace because our players want to be involved in these types of games and the focus on it will be huge. I'd back us to get a good result here and i must say, i'm hugely looking forward to it. Probably even more-so after yesterdays debacle.

We were all waiting for it to happen weren't we tbh. We were never going to win it with no striker and yesterdays game showed more than any other match how desperate we are for a proper number 9. We've done remarkably but it's now pretty much over. We need to focus on the top 3 now and really go for it next season. That was the plan anyway and nothing has changed from August in truth, just a shame we got so close and blew it against 2 bottom of the table teams. Whether we expected to win it or not doesn't matter in this situation, i am gutted that with the run in we had we've somehow managed to bottle it. I bet Jose is looking for strikers as we speak though and my number 1 target is definitely Wilfried Bony. Every time i watch him he's absolutely fantastic and premiership proven. It's ok going for overpriced big names but they don't guarantee success. With Bony and Lukaku, i reckon we'd be alright and they are used to the league and both a good age. Whatever Jose does, i'm sure it will be the right thing, we cannot go on like this. It's horrible.

Man City's next 2 games are away at Old Trafford and The Emirates? Bloody awesome!!! I think they will win both but still bloody awesome.

I'm still in heaven. I watched the game in the same pub i watched Liverpool beat them in a few weeks ago and that game was also 4-0 at H/T. I love that place. This game will stick in my head forever and Just like us winning the UCL got me over JT's slip and Iniesta. That 6-0 has gotten me well over that 5-3. We started so well and killed the game in 20 minutes, it was a joy to behold and against them of all teams! I could not be any happier right now tbh. 6-0 against Arsenal, who'd've ever thought it? I love you Jose. Happy 1000th game voyeur. I'll remember it just as much as you will bruv! YES!!

Me doing a necknomination. Don't even know what was in it tbh. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202363485901291&set=vb.1016821489&type=2&theater&notif_t=comment_mention

25 should be brought back imo. But anyway, i think our number 10 will be Oscar and actually wear #10 too and Hazard wear #11. Oscar will be our #10 for a decade.

It's a shame but i'm happy to be able to say that i saw us win our first European Cup. It's like Liverpool with English league titles. They brag about "18 times" but anyone under 30 has never actually fucking seen em win it or are too young to have remembered it. We've seen our club win everything.

Horrible play acting cunt. Don't like him at all after his Torres antics and then his antics against Dnipro. Great player don't get me wrong but i just hate seeing Arseholes representing my team who i cannot like. So far we've been pretty lucky to have been arsehole-less for ages. Have we ever had any hateable players? I don't remember any.

This guy is absolutely fantastic. Seen him a lot and i don't think i've ever seen him have a bad game as you can always expect him to produce something. Pretty quick, technically wonderful and has a great dead ball. I just don't think he'd get many chances to play here though unless he's used as a number 10 or RM. Griezmann as far as i'm aware is a LM and there's no way he'll be playing there for us.

That yellow is class, absolute class. The collar actually makes it so much better. You can tell the difference between a class team like Chelsea and a cheap team like Arsenal. I've always been a sucker for yellow kits though, they just look soooo sexy. Now need to find a pair of jeans that match that blue. The home also looks class. Now i just wanna see a very weird, messed up, retarded looking 3rd kit. Hit me with it Chels!

Cool, now every time i post you can picture a different guy which is nice. I only come in here to see if any of our females have posted nude pics of themselves then i just decide to post a pic of me while i'm in here.

Not sure how to take that... errr wise and mature or senile and losing the plot. I have posted in this thread many times actually lol. Anyway... i am 27 definitely

Yep, 27 indeed.

I do look very young for my age. 27 going on 21.

Let's start that again....

Indeed, City have humiliated United twice at OT in a row, even in 2008 the game where both teams wore retro shirts in support of the Munich disaster, City won it 2-1 at OT and really you'd think Man Utd must hate City more than ever right now. Man Utd have City and Liverpool at home in the coming weeks and these games could possibly decide the title. Man City have some hard games, a much harder run-in than us. MUCH harder. It's ours to lose NOW imo.

I've given it a go

Jose saying we won't win it puts me off but every time i look at the fixtures i wonder how we can throw it away. We must win it, i really believed after the Everton game. Quite scary though.

Coulda sworn we had Liverpool in March, it's actually April 27th, i'm actually rather relieved about that. Looking at our fixtures, we should win the league, we SHOULD. What a great position to be in. There are some huge games this month and if we can win our next 2 or 3, we'll be smelling it. We could even lose 2 of the 3 big games and still win it. I'm expecting us to win this thing.

If Olympiakos had won i woulda won £422. Got 18/19. I only put a stake of £5... STILL MAD!

Olympiakos just lost 3-0 at home to Panathinaikos. WTF just cost me £422. I'm in shock, look at the league table. Olympiakos are 24 points ahead of them and they have scored 78 goals this season and conceded 9. WWWTTTFFF CUNTS! Gutted. Just put my £5 cash in on 6-0 Barcelona. MEH!