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Chelsea: Back, sack and… erm, crack Date published: Wednesday 25th May 2016 12:27 http://www.football365.com/news/chelsea-back-sack-and-erm-crack Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United are done. Time to see what lies ahead for Antonio Conte… Back Thibaut Courtois: Like a low-budget version of the situation at Manchester United, Chelsea should take every opportunity to persuade their No. 1 (or No.13) to remain. Both goalkeepers can do better, but can be coaxed into staying. Asmir Begovic: An adept and willing back-up with vast Premier League experience. Regardless of Courtois’ future, Begovic remains second-choice. Cesar Azpilicueta: Not only Chelsea’s best left-back, but also their best right-back. Nothing encapsulates the task facing Conte more pertinently. John Terry: Captain, Leader, Legend, Bench. The 35-year-old will be a useful figure to have at Stamford Bridge during an era of transition, but he no longer commands a regular first-team place. Kurt Zouma: The 21-year-old should be treated with care upon his return from a knee injury this summer. Alongside Azpilicueta, he is the only current Blues defender worthy of a starting place. Gary Cahill: Forget Nwankwo Kanu and Taribo West, why has no-one investigated how Gary Cahill has been 30 years old for the past decade? The England international is more than capable back-up for a 30-something Italian centre-half from Serie A. Nathan Ake: Has passed the ‘Chelsea loan player’ test with a promising season at Watford. Deserves an opportunity to impress. Cesc Fabregas: Despite suffering his usual second-half-of-the-season slump throughout the whole of the campaign, he still registered the most assists of any Chelsea player, and only two scored more. Eden Hazard: Four goals in his last five games for the former Premier League Player of the Year. Just forget August to April, and all is well. Pedro: One would be forgiven for forgetting the Spaniard still plays for Chelsea. Yet he scored more goals than Christian Eriksen, Juan Mata, Mesut Ozil and Raheem Sterling last season. Go figure. Willian: A rarity of a player who emerges from Chelsea’s Premier League title defence with their reputation enhanced. Kenedy: Still only 20, and has shown enough to be given an extended opportunity under new management. Diego Costa: Arguably the one player Conte cannot afford to lose. Behind Costa, there is Remy (going), Alexandre Pato (gone) and Radamel Falcao (gone). And Patrick Bamford. Sack Marco Amelia: Why have a 34-year-old, World Cup-winning, Sergio Romero-lookalike as your third-choice goalkeeper when you can have a Jamal Blackman? Patrick Bamford: Go and find your Total Football elsewhere, kid. John Obi Mikel: Chelsea Football Club may have retained the talents of one long-serving legend, but keeping Terry will be celebrated through the tears of losing master Obi John. Oscar: There must be at least one victim from the hoarding of all the No. 10s. The Brazilian is the most dispensable. Loic Remy: When Tom Carroll and Rickie Lambert started more Premier League games than you last season, a campaign in which your club’s main striker endured a run of one goal in 13 games, it might be time to leave. Papy Djilobodji: As Conte himself will surely ask this summer: “Chi?” Tomas Kalas: Will either be sent on loan once more or will finally be sold. Kenneth Omeruo: Read above. Nathaniel Chalobah: And again. Marco van Ginkel: And once more. Christian Atsu: This is the last time. Promise. Victor Moses: If Stamford the Lion shrinks a few feet one matchday, you will know why. Michael Hector: Chelsea have a hell of a lot of loan players, don’t they? Lucas Piazon: Seriously, this is taking the p*ss. Marko Marin: Signed by Chelsea for £6.5million in summer 2012, Marin had featured for Germany at the World Cup two years prior, and had impressed in the Bundesliga. In the four years since, he has been sent out on loan to Fiorentina, Sevilla, Anderlecht and Trabzonspor. He might not have a future at the club. Crack Branislav Ivanovic: Unless you are Graeme Souness, you will know that Ivanovic has not had the greatest of seasons. A 32-year-old centre-half with a massive arse should not be a starting right-back for a club with Premier League and Champions League aspirations. But he is an experienced head. Baba Rahman: Must improve on his debut season in English football, but has shown glimpses of what he can do. Ola Aina: Could be sent on loan for experience; could comprise part of the club’s academy graduate quota. Hail the next John Terry. Ruben Loftus-Cheek: At what stage do we accept that it just might not happen? Everything is in place for Carl Cort’s half-brother to realise his supposed potential. After this season, there are no more excuses. Nemanja Matic: From Chelsea reject to Chelsea hero to Chelsea reject to Manchester United and Jose Mourinho target. If Conte can restore the 2014/15 version, he has an excellent player at his disposal. If it is the 2015/16 version he inherits, good luck. Bertrand Traore: Should enjoy his time in Chelsea’s run to the Capital One Cup quarter-finals. Matt Miazga: Tall. Nathan: Started just four games in the Eredivisie for Chelsea B Vitesse, and scored two goals. Still only 20, and will embrace another loan spell next season. Juan Cuadrado: Of Chelsea’s raft of loanees, Cuadrado is the one who returns with an improved status. Conte will have viewed the winger’s performances for Juventus with a slight smirk and a glint in the eye, as the Colombian impressed with The Old Lady. He scored one and assisted the other in a Turin derby win, then set up Alvaro Morata to score the winner in the Coppa Italia final against Milan. Matt Stead

is Jose Mourinho trying to get himself killed or assassinated by Chelsea fans. his first season with Manchester Utd and he wants our players. Jose Mourinho eyeing £60million Willian reunion? Transfer news and gossip from Thursday's papers http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jose-mourinho-eyeing-60million-willian-8052006 He's closing in, folks. It's barely been six months since Chelsea vanquished Jose Mourinho, but the Special One is set to return to the Premier League, this time in the Manchester United dugout . The Portuguese is on the brink of replacing Louis van Gaal at Old Trafford, with only a few final details to be sorted and his arrival will likely be followed by a number of big-name transfers. Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been strongly linked with a move to follow his former Inter boss, as Mourinho looks to build a squad in his own image. But that's just the tip of the transfer iceberg this summer. Here are all the latest stories from Thursday's papers.

RLC scored 2 goals tonight against Paraguay u20 in Toulon, France.

you know what i would love to do is find a time machine and go back to the past from in another multiverse of earth's past to see what would happen if Chelsea never got Jose Mourinho from 2004-2007 and see how different things would be for Chelsea now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Mourinho List of Chelsea F.C. managers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chelsea_F.C._managers Name Nationality From To M W D L F A Win % José Mourinho Portugal 2 June 2004 19 September 2007 185 124 40 21 330 119 67 %

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Is Jose Mourinho right for Manchester United? | THE BIG DEBATE video by : The football republic video length : 22:41 Adam McKola from FullTimeDEVILS, Kris Heneage and Muhammed from Squawka join us to debate whether Jose Mourinho is the right man for Manchester United, with the Portuguese set to be confirmed as manager this week!

Sportsday - latest sports news http://www.bbc.com/sport/live/35944876 Reuters report that Manchester United will make a statement at 13:00 BST.

'The disease comes to Manchester.' - How Marca see Guardiola and Mourinho matching up again. Marca's graphic of the duel. And infographic on head to head.

Jose Mourinho could get his First Title/Trophy/Cup in The FA Community Shield 2016/2017 Match - Manchester United [FA CUP WINNERS] -vs- Leicester City [PREMIER LEAGUE WINNERS] on Saturday 6 August 2016 at Wembley. 2016 FA Community Shield https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_FA_Community_Shield http://www.thefa.com/fa-community-shield

Walter Mazzarri signs three-year deal as new manager at Watford https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/20/walter-mazzarri-watford-new-manager • 54-year-old Italian has agreed terms with Premier League club • Former Inter and Napoli manager is choice of owner Gino Pozzo Walter Mazzarri has signed a three-year deal to take over as Watford manager. The former Napoli and Internazionale manager has held talks with the Watford owner, Gino Pozzo, this week and agreed terms on a deal on Friday night. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mazzarri http://www.transfermarkt.com/walter-mazzarri/profil/trainer/1933

I think that A. Conte (Italian) our Manager must Sign A. Conte (France Born French Guinean) The Football Player [Plays for French Side : Stade de Reims] .Just for taking the piss and say he is My Son. I also think he could be a great or good enough player for us. Antoine Conte (Manager) - http://www.transfermarkt.com/antonio-conte/profil/trainer/3517 Antoine Conte (born 29 January 1994 in Paris, France) is a French footballer of Guinean origin who currently plays for Reims. He plays as centre back. He made his debut in the Ligue 1 on 1 February against Toulouse. He replaced Mamadou Sakho after 76 minutes. http://www.transfermarkt.com/antoine-conte/profil/spieler/181373 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Conte

Chelsea Must Get RID of THESE FIVE PLAYERS by : TYTSPORTS uploaded over 55 minutes ago video length - 8:21

Eden Hazard will be decisive for Belgium at Euro 2016, insists Marc Wilmots... as Chelsea playmaker and Mousa Dembele kiss and make up after Battle of the Bridge Eden Hazard and the Belgium squad appeared in high spirits on Thursday Manager Marc Wilmots insists Hazard has vital role to play at Euro 2016 Winger had a difficult season for Chelsea and scored his first goal in April Hazard pictured joking around with Mousa Dembele at training session By Elliott Bretland for MailOnline Published: 05:00 EST, 20 May 2016 | Updated: 05:00 EST, 20 May 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3599582/Eden-Hazard-decisive-Belgium-Euro-2016-insists-Marc-Wilmots-Chelsea-playmaker-Mousa-Dembele-kiss-make-Battle-Bridge.html Hazard kisses Belgium team-mate Mousa Dembele on the cheek with the squad appearing in high spirits

Seriously a Basketballer worth a Billion Dollars and NIKE wants to be taken seriously no matter how good Lebron James is. One Man/Basketballer worth a Billion Dollars. Meet Maverick Carter, the Man Behind LeBron’s Billion-Dollar Nike Deal BY : MARK ANTHONY GREEN - May 17, 2016 He’s LeBron’s business partner. One of the famous Four Horsemen who grew up with King James in Ohio. And one of the only people on earth who knows if that lifetime Nike deal was really worth a billion dollars. Here, Maverick Carter shares his battle-tested tactics—and the big secret. http://www.gq.com/story/lebron-james-nike-deal-bilion-maverick-carter

hey guys remember those days back in the adam and eve days. when we used to watch footballers play naked and there was no clothes and kits. i miss those days. i specially used to enjoy watching female women playing football and sports back in the adam and eve days playing naked netball and volleyball and female ground wrestling.

Aston Villa confirm sale of club to Chinese consortium Recon Group, with new owners targeting immediate Premier League return Steve Hollis held talks with a Chinese consortium over sale of club The Villa chairman has also received interest from the UK and America Roberto Di Matteo and Nigel Pearson have been linked with Villa vacancy By LAURIE WHITWELL FOR MAILONLINE PUBLISHED: 03:19 EST, 19 May 2016 | UPDATED: 05:31 EST, 19 May 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3597108/Aston-Villa-chief-Steve-Hollis-closing-75m-sale-club-Chinese-consortium.html Aston Villa is finally under new ownership after Randy Lerner agreed to sell the club to a company led by Chinese billionaire Dr Tony Xia for a knockdown price of £60million. Xia, the owner of multinational conglomerate Recon Group, immediately vowed to restore Villa’s Premier League status and also made the bold claim to take the club back into Europe. The appointment of a new manager is imminent with Roberto Di Matteo the leading candidate having been sounded out by Chinese intermediaries. Previous frontrunner Nigel Pearson, who met with Villa chairman Steve Hollis, is thought to have slipped in the reckoning due to the takeover.

GLORY GLORY BE TO YOU SEVILLA GODS OF EUROPA LEAGUE. DEATH TO LIVERPOOL.

I would love it if Klopp decided to quit and leave Liverpool after this game.

3-1 Sevilla scores.

2-1 coke scores for Sevilla. Fuck you liverpussypool

everybody bookmark the liverpool fc fan channel for later after the game and the confidence and arrogance is over the top with these Liverpool Fans. https://www.youtube.com/user/WeAreTheRedmen/videos Liverpool Fans Ahead Of The Game! | Liverpool v Sevilla | Europa League Final

Here are my Screenshots/Screencaptures from my Microsoft Excel 2010 Sheets - for The EPL/BPL 2015/2016 SEASON STATS.

hilarious Manchester United conceded in the 93rd minute by MUFC Captain Chris "Mike" Smalling Scoring an Own Goal to stop David De Gea getting another clean sheet. FULL TIME : MAN UTD 3 - 1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH

here are all the links for chelsea and tottenham being fined by the fa. news was released in the past 30 minutes. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/chelsea-and-tottenham-fined-by-the-fa-after-failing-to-control-their-players-during-stamford-bridge-a7032696.html http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-and-tottenham-fined-combined-600000-pounds-fa-failing-to-control-their-players-stamford-a3249401.html http://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2015-2016/chelsea-and-spurs-fined-for-match-fracas_sto5574526/story.shtml http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/16/chelsea-and-tottenham-fined-total-of-600000-by-fa-after-stamford/ http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36307519 Chelsea and Tottenham have been fined £375,000 and £225,000 respectively after admitting a charge of failing to control their players in the 2-2 draw at Stamford Bridge. http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2016/may/chelsea-tottenham-fined-160516

Yes I know Cesc is staying at Chelsea and yes I saw that tweet from Fabregas. I saw websites saying that rumours. I know Cesc would only play for Barcelona and not Real Madrid.