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I wouldn't bet on that either

This is really so sad and so hard to watch

"Hello Mr Klopp, this is Roman Abramovich here. How do you fancy working for me? I have a squad of world class players (allegedly) here who couldn't beat a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.Any chance you might fancy the challenge"

Bye Bye Jose.

How wrong you are !!!! I have a lot more experience of being a manager than Jose has ever, or will ever have as I have managed since the year 2000 or so.. I have managed teams in every division of English football and have won every trophy in English football on many occasions and a couple of European Cups to boot, I have also won the Dutch and Italian leagues...........................And I can't wait for "Football Manager 2016" to come out so I can keep the run going. Sorry Steve, couldn't resist

I was going to say drop Iva, Fabregas, Matic and Pedro, but these are the guys who have put us in this mess, so they should be the ones to get us out of it, starting against Southampton. Bringing in too many changes will not help the team at all. So I've narrowed down my changes to Ivanovich and Pedro. Ivanovich has no speed, confidence or crossing ability so he has to go. And Pedro? The guy just hasn't done it for me and the pace and strength of the Premiership has caught him off-guard. Bring in Baba and Ramires (even though he always has a sending off in him) with Willian, Oscar and Hazard and Remy up front. That's my option 1. Option 2 is probably off the wall but a four-four-two like this Begovic Dave Cahill Zouma Baba Ramires Matic Willian Hazard Remy Falcao If Shane Long doesn't start I think JT might get back in, and I'd start two strikers because we're creating f@ck all with just one up front.......And finally I'd put defenders on the posts for corners like it should be, because two goals from two corners in two games is unacceptable at this level. You might think I'm totally nuts but it wouldn't be any worse than the drivel we have been seeing so far this season

That's two games in a row we concede from a corner. It's time to get back to basics and defend corners like they should be defended, with a man on the post. We really need to sort ourselves out defensively before we can move forward. I would also change Ivanovich's position and give him a totally different role.........Selling f@cking burgers up in the stands in row z. Porto were the better side. We never troubled them in the second half until the last 5 minutes. We lacked ideas, build up was too slow, some of our passing was laughable and we just don't have a cutting edge this season.........The future is blue.......very blue. We dont even look average this season

At the rate we're going you might have a job getting your head out of the house by the end of the season

Have to agree with you mate. OK Newcastle rose their game against us.......WTF did we expect? They were never going to be that bad again and it was the kick up the arse they needed. So against us they were hyped up to improve. But.why cant we up our game? For 75 minutes we played like amateurs. Sloppy passing, no closing down, 1 shot on goal up to that time.Allowed them time on the ball and didn't cover the posts at corners. When we did eventually get our heads out of our arses we played them off the pitch!!!!Why cant we play like that from the start? We are Champions which means every team will raise their game against us and unless we respond in a more positive manner our season is f@cked. And just of thread for a minute, was I seeing things in todays Sun newspaper, that Fabregas was our player picked for the "Dream Team"? Please tell me I misread it

Either did our team in the first 75 minutes

Sorry mate but don't take this the wrong way.....But he's been consistently piss poor this season

I think Mourinho has joined the forum

Who the hell voted Ivanovich for MoM....You gotta be kidding

Fabregas, Matic and Ivanovich must be benched. And while I'm at it, why the fuck dont we defend the posts at corners? Basic stuff, but it works. We play a team who are the joke of the Premiership and we celebrate because we got a draw!!! i'm really pissed off that for 75 minutes they owned us and we only started to play at 2-0 down. If we atarted the way we finished we would have won about 5-0. You're on thin ice Jose.....Sort this shit out.

Aren't we brilliant? Come back to claim a draw. Would we have taken a point before the game?....No fucking way. Only started to play when we were being disgraced at 2-0 down. Not near good enough

Fucking Pedro!!!!!!!!!

75 minutes gone and we have had ONE shot on target.......says it fucking all

You might want to change your "I love Cesc" avitar Barbara !

Sorry Jose, but your continuing faith in Ivanovich and Fabregas is going to cost you your job mate.

I haven't taken a drink for 19 fucking years.........Well I'm having one now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Useless fuckers

Last week against Arsenal. Thats what Oscar does, Matic used to. But I agree, we haven't shown that side of our game this season. I am so fucking angry now that I would even take on Costa

And have we really troubled them so far? We are being outplayed at our own game of closing down and hassling the opposition, and we just don't seem to be up for it.

Utter rubbish......I really pity the fans who made the journey to watch this tripe. We're a fucking disgrace

In fairness to Costa, I hear he is out on the training ground every day this week with Ivanovich........Branislav is teaching him how to play while holding your hands behind your back, because he has mastered it once the opposition attack our 18 yard box

If we cant win here on Saturday then we may just forget about the rest of the season. This lot are a joke this season, turning up in tuxedo's and playing like penguins. We will win 2-0 and put the barcode jinx to bed. Anyway, it's the last time we will play them for a few years as they are dropping down at the end of this season. Pathetically poor team and our fortunes are turning for the better...................And the managers name doesn't begin with a P