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[Dion 2,476]

Regarding this love triangle between me, @Myself and you @Barbara, maybe we could take the easy solution here :eyebrows:

[Barbara 15,149]

Regarding this love triangle between me, @Myself and you @Barbara, maybe we could take the easy solution here :eyebrows:

sorry to disappoint, but I'm only up to threesomes if they involve two girls and a boy. The other way around not a chance in hell.

[Dion 2,476]

sorry to disappoint, but I'm only up to threesomes if they involve two girls and a boy. The other way around not a chance in hell.

It's settled then. Myself is out. Now all we gotta do is check if @Jason is up to the task

[Barbara 15,149]

It's settled then. Myself is out. Now all we gotta do is check if @Jason is up to the task

you made me laugh so hard here that I think I could have awoken someone across the city.

Well, you're the one handling the two girls, if he's up to your standards...

[lucio 5,390]

http://www.chelseafcforums.com/

what has happened to this site?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Well this thread took an unexpected kinky turn!

[Dion 2,476]

you made me laugh so hard here that I think I could have awoken someone across the city.

Well, you're the one handling the two girls, if he's up to your standards...

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls

Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

[Barbara 15,149]

I was going to continue the mockery but I've teased Jason like three times already in this thread. This way he's going to think I have a crush on him. And he would be absolutely right, because I love delicate girls

Plot twist, Jason uploads a pic and he's a ripped 6'5'' buff as fuck dude.

just make sure he doesn't sport a beard. There shouldn't be any beard involved on his part. I won't accept it if he has a beard. And you have to handle him yourself. I'm here to be worshiped by a couple.

[Barbara 15,149]

Well this thread took an unexpected kinky turn!

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

[Dion 2,476]

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.

[Barbara 15,149]

I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.

Love bites are A+.

I didn't mean you as the dog though

[Dion 2,476]

Love bites are A+.

I didn't mean you as the dog though

I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?

Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.

[Barbara 15,149]

I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?

Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.

Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.

My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior

Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here

[Dion 2,476]

Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.

My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior

Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here

I did? Oh my God, I can't keep anything to myself. Holy shit. This isn't right.

[Stingray 9,441]

Tom, what happened to your facebook profile btw?

Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me?

[Stingray 9,441]

Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.

You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.

So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!

Lol, at least i'm educational

[Dion 2,476]

Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me?

Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you?

I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd.

[Barbara 15,149]

Lol, at least i'm educational

it wasn't your fault actually. My curiosity got the best of me.

I'd rather not go that route. My poor eyes were ruined as well as my brain.

But yeah, you're very educational, no doubts about it I can always look to Choulo to know how well you corrupted him. Great job