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Very Important Health Information

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

· Do you suffer from shyness?

· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about alcohol.

Alcohol is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your

shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just

about anything. You will notice the benefits of alcohol almost

immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any

obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness

and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many

talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living. Alcohol may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing

should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming

pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,

incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss

of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,

dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip

Poker, Truth or Dare,Naked Twister and it may make you wake up next to very ugly people..

Warnings: · The consumption of alcohol may make you think you

are whispering when you are not. · The consumption of alcohol

may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

· The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can

sing. · The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that

you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

and may well get you into alot of trouble if too much is consumed.

Lol this is a joke right?

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When you mean English majors that means you studied English in college? But that can't be possible as the SAT is taken before college!?!?!? Confused.....

I've always excelled in english and language arts, so when i took the SAT when i was in high school i did very well on that section. You're right though, SAT is taken in high school haha.

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Not wrong. Feel so bad for the families that lost their homes.

Reminded me of this fire in Denmark at the fireworks factory. Just a tiny version of China one

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I've always excelled in english and language arts, so when i took the SAT when i was in high school i did very well on that section. You're right though, SAT is taken in high school haha.

Yea there are aspects of it which are frankly absurd. If there are 3 correct ways of phrasing something how do you decipher what is supposedly 'less wordly' or 'simpler'.

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