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Melanicus

Chelsea Battle Royale

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If there was a battle royale in Chelsea, who would be the last man standing and who would be the first one out?

If you don't know what battle royale is.

It's from a Japanese movie where government captured students and forced them to kill each other.

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The first one to go down would probably be Falcao, he would just jog a little bit while Kurt Zouma chews on his arm.

The final two, in my opinion, would probably be Ivanovic and Costa, with Costa winning the fight, because he is a fucking lunatic.

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Cahill, because he will just back off from fights and let the others kill one another.

You stole the joke from me :rant:

Oh well....

Traoré the first to go. Costa the last.

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was initially thinking it would be about wrestling so would have gone for Branislav..but he`s too slow.the others would catch up or avoid him easily enough.

I`ll go Ramires..run all day and night,i don`t think he would be good at killing others but they would kill each other and the other player left would be too tired to put up much of a fight at the end.

Costa would have the most kills and JT the hardest to kill.

great movie btw,another take on Lord of the Flies...tho wouldn`t want those prone to take ideas from movies too serious to watch it.

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First : Cuadrado

Last : JT, Courtois*, Costa, Iva

Azpi: Strongest but his heart is too good to kill his team mates, so he commited suicide.

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I was thinking it WWE Battle Royal. I think Mikel would survive even an atomic bomb considering how long he's been here and how limited of a player he is. Some dumb battle royal? Ffourse

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First : Cuadrado

Last : JT, Courtois*, Costa, Iva

Azpi: Strongest but his heart is too good to kill his team mates, so he commited suicide.

Why does Courtois have an asterisk beside his name?

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My money would be on Costa or Iva. Iva would just head butt everyone after picking Cuadrado up with his pinky and chucking him over the ropes

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My money would be on Costa or Iva. Iva would just head butt everyone after picking Cuadrado up with his pinky and chucking him over the ropes

I think Iva and Costa would be outsmarted by others after pissing them off :D

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Hazard has skills of killer instinct but just don't know how to finish the job but need one in Costa to get to the end of the movie

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