Fernando Torres

[zolayes 14,489]

TELL ME NOW!

its very simple Stingray gave mr the clue

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

its very simple Stingray gave mr the clue

Sell him?/loan?

[zolayes 14,489]

No female circumcision

[Peace. 4,352]

If that golden fish had any self-esteem, he would hang up his boots and start a new job.

[Backstreet09 499]

talking 'bout me, are you?

I have the eye on you.

Ermehgerd I want to be the part of the group , what do you want me to do ? Kill bieber ? Kill those cunts from 1D ? Ermehgerd i'd do anything literally anything to be part of the left eye group . It's so cute <3 .

And on the thread and the game , well Torres positioning has improved , he's getting his pace as well . Touch is still poor and yeah his finishing has gone shopping .

[DJames 729]

No female circumcision

I'm thinking this made more sense in your head?

Unfortunately the best thing Torres did today was duck out of the way of Ramires shot! Thanks a lot for that Torres

[zolayes 14,489]

I'm thinking this made more sense in your head?

Unfortunately the best thing Torres did today was duck out of the way of Ramires shot! Thanks a lot for that Torres

Stingray has named him Clitorres ...female circumcision removes the clitoris

[DJames 729]

Stingray has named him Clitorres ...female circumcision removes the clitoris

Not even that would help.........

[manpe 10,855]

There was this situation yesterday where he was played through on goal by JT with millions of miles clear from the closest defender, but he still managed to flop it. The next time somebody blames the service.... I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[rantdeville 195]

Haha he's so bad at football it's borderline hilarious anymore.

[mnmontero 78]

did anybody see this? Priceless...

Chelsea fail to remove Torres billboard outside the Bridge

Posted by Chris Wright

If there's a bit of flagrant self-promotion stinking up your football then you can be fairly sure that bookies Paddy Power (of "Nicklas Bendtner's pants" fame) are close at hand, with semi-humorous publicity stunts being the company's go-to marketing ploy.

Their latest advert campaign sees the perma-smirking bookies suggesting a gaggle of under-performing Premier League players seek alternative employment; with the likes of Arsenal's Andrey Arshavin, West Brom's Peter Odemwingie, Aston Villa's Darren Bent and QPR's Jose Bosingwa all targeted.

So too, fairly unsurprisingly, is Fernando Torres.

Paddy Power have slapped up a huge billboard on a wall directly opposite Stamford Bridge which reads: "Fernando, we've got an onion bag you can actually find. It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on."

Geddit? Cos he couldn't hit a banjo's arse with a barn door at the moment?

According to the Daily Mail, Chelsea have taken umbrage at the advert and got their lawyers in to try and get it removed, though any attempt to force Paddy Power into taking it down are likely to fail as the billboard isn't situated on Chelsea's property and Roman Abramovich, unfathomably rich as he may be, may find himself hard-pressed to prove he owns the intellectual property rights to the word "Fernando".

ABBA got there waaaay before him.

It's basically the legal equivalent of Paddy Power waving their hands around millimetres away from Chelsea's face and chanting "not touching you, can't get mad!" over and over.

(Image: Twitter/@PaddyPower)

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thetoepoke/id/2126?cc=5901

[NishC300 1,865]

Romelu Lukaku is the top scoring teenager in the top 5 European leagues with 12 goals and we have to play this guy!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :doh: :doh:

[Stats 6,980]

GET THE FUCK OUT OUR CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gorando 184]

Every time you think he can't get any worse

and then there is always the next game

[Milan 17,835]

http://d3fsqtc6sy2z27.cloudfront.net/uploads/730ccef22833bb9bba9732966aa4608c_large

Chelsea prepare attacks and then Torres finishes them.

[Stingray 9,441]

Just no ....... This is silly.

[HRiver 1,512]

Just lock this thread already...

[Backstreet09 499]

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES PLEASEEEEEEEE

I'm tired of defending you mate but today you were absolutely shit but the actual problem was our midfield .