The European Leagues & Competitions Thread V2

[Fulham Broadway 16,386]

THE Champions League has returned after a lengthy break and nobody at Arsenal is sure whether they have gone out yet.

Arsenal staff now face a race against time to find out whether the club will be required to fly across Europe to be overwhelmed by someone like Barcelona or Bayern Munich.

Arsene Wenger said: “This is definitely the time of year when we usually go out of the Champions League.

“In fact I tend to mark it in my diary for a week or so after we surrender the title race, which would make it this week.

“But it’s also totally possible that we imploded in the group stage, lost to someone like Ludogorets and have already gone out, in which case I can make dinner plans for tonight.”

If Arsenal are unable to find a fixture list, they are expected to travel to Munich anyway and to fly back the next day presuming they have lost 3-1. 

Fan Tom Logan said: “I have vague memories of the group stage happening, but that could’ve been last year or an advert for a computer game.

“Being an Arsenal fan you tend to lose any sense of time passing. In many ways it’s like being a toddler, or a dog, you simply alternate between wild, delirious excitement and incandescent rage.”

[Dahnald 256]

Come on Carlo...

[kmk108 1,186]

I thought the point of third kits was to wear them in cup competitions, yet Arsenal stick with those yellow ones. 

[Amblève. 4,995]

Koulibaly remains an overrated player for me. I have yet to see a decent game of his.

[Dahnald 256]

How many penalties do Arsenal need this season to get a result?????

[Leif 6,006]

1 hour ago, Chelsea4 said:

What are you talking about?

Evolution.

[Dahnald 256]

Bellerin with a clear handsball. What the fuck seriously Arsenal have been so lucky this season in both the Premier League and the Champions League.

[LegenTerry 263]

2 hours ago, kmk108 said:

Can't stand Bayern

Why ? They are big institution from the very start...Only if you hate some of their players but generely they are all fine for me 

[Leif 6,006]

Napoli's passing tempo & patterns is exactly what I want our players to do. It's easy, it's safe, it frustrates and tires out the opposition, and you stay in control. Madrid are fighting for scraps, yet Napoli aren't in full on attack mode themselves.Their style suits us.

[Dahnald 256]

1 minute ago, Leif said:

Napoli's passing tempo & patterns is exactly what I want our players to do. It's easy, it's safe, it frustrates and tires out the opposition, and you stay in control. Madrid are fighting for scraps, yet Napoli aren't in full on attack mode themselves.Their style suits us.

Italian playing style?

[Leif 6,006]

Just now, Dahnald said:

Italian playing style?

To an extent; Napoli are passing it around midfield and not the defence We can call it Sicilian style since it's more ballsy.

[kmk108 1,186]

15 minutes ago, LegenTerry said:

Why ? They are big institution from the very start...Only if you hate some of their players but generely they are all fine for me 

BvB is my second favorite club. 

[Dahnald 256]

Bayern are woeful. Something Carlo has become when he entered his second season at Chelsea. 

But the referee is probably wearing Arsenal themed underpants. 

 

2-1 Bayern. Fucking gooners hahaha

[BlueStorm1003 539]

3 minutes ago, Dahnald said:

Bayern are woeful. Something Carlo has become when he entered his second season at Chelsea. 

But the referee is probably wearing Arsenal themed underpants. 

 

2-1 Bayern. Fucking gooners hahaha

Make it 3-1

[Dahnald 256]

Just now, BlueStorm1003 said:

Make it 3-1

There you go...

[Laylabelle 9,292]

Ooooo make it 4-1 :-P 

[Dahnald 256]

Arsenal with their second handball....referee is fucking shit.

 

Hahahaha 4-1.

[BlueStorm1003 539]

4 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

Ooooo make it 4-1 :-P 

There you go lol