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Blue Armour

What is Didier Drogba doing?

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Elsewhere, on the same day....

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" I wish i could have that pizza"

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"You can only have that pizza if an extra large pizza comes for you"

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"I'll give you 50 million if you let him eat the pizza"

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" Whaaaaaa? The answer is NO"

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" Yo Baldy....yes You Baldy.....Have you lost your fucking mind?? 50 million and... No?? "

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" 50 million huh"

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" and just so you know.... The closest to Chelsea you will get.....

is this pizza"

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THE END

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This is how you take a piss on Arsenal, Nando.'

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'I wonder why I look so much fitter than Kolo, I don't even take diet pills!'

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*Kalou miss*

Drogba : 'Here Sala, I'll do the 'you can't see me' celebration for you instead.'

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Didier threatens to kill Kalou's pet hamster if he even thinks about warming up

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Drog and Sheva spot Kalou in the crowd. "STAY THERE BITCH"

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Kalou's warming up...

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Drogba tells Kalou to stay on the bench. Or else.

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Realising Kalou is about to come on, Drogba suddenly feels his hamstring go...

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Fists pumping and with a deafening war cry, Drogba launches himself at a defenceless Kalou as the substitution is made

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Drogba: "One of you owes me money... now which one of you is it??"

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Lampard: "It was John!!"

Terry: "No, No, it wasn't me, it was Frank!!"

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Drogba: "Somebody better own up to it!!"

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Terry: "I'm Telling you... it was Frank!"

Lampard: "*mmpph* no! It was JOHN!"

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Drogba: "One of you is lying! I'll find out!!"

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This is Drogba telling Alves he's getting pissed.

Xavi hoping Drogba doesn't notice that Alves has started buzzing around him again:

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Too late:

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Alves tries to get back in Didier's good books:

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Drogba reacts to RDM's decision to bring Kalou on...

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Ivanovic rushes over to stop Drogba from running over to Kalou to knock the shit out of him...

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Too late... with a push from Frank he is leaping towards the bench!

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After successfully kicking the shit out of Kalou, Drogba posts a picture onto his Facebook page. Profile photo opportunity!

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"Hay guys, smell my armpit"

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"No Didier..Remember what happened last time?"

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"What?...I promise it's not bad"

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"Mmm..Okay, only if you're sure"

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"Snifff"

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"Pwarrr Didier. You smell like shit, look what you done to Terry"

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"Oh shit, I'm sorry guys".

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"Hay Ash. Smell my armpit!"

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"Arrggh, geet away from me!"

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