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About Amblève.

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  • Birthday November 4

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  • Favourite Chelsea Player John Obi Mikel
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  1. 1. Kepa Arrizabalaga

    Everyone involved in this club can fuck right off. We can't even go 120 minutes of a fucking fotball match without some bullshit drama. Just carpet bomb the whole club and be done with it.
  2. 20. Callum Hudson-Odoi

    This whole CHO saga is everything I hate about football.
  3. Álvaro Morata

    I wish people would stop bringing up Drogba in this thread. Drogba was an anomaly. How many player besides Drogba do you know who became as good as him in such a short time like Didier did?
  4. Thibaut Courtois

    You can't even begin to imagine how good I feel about not having to watch this cunt play for our club anymore.
  5. Tiemoue Bakayoko

    We gotta send Milan a card or something. First they save us from Torres and now potentially Bakayoko as well.
  6. Álvaro Morata

    You do realise you're posting stuff from last summer, right? At least give us your sources if you're gonna post such rubbish.
  7. Eden Hazard

    Hudson-Odoi is primed for Birmingham or some shit, mate.
  8. Álvaro Morata

    That's how you score goals, Morata.
  9. Thibaut Courtois

    Good game yesterday. Now watch him talk about leaving Chelsea in the next 2 weeks or so.
  10. The Conte Thread

    Willian doesn't even touch Mata's status at Chelsea. Mata was the shining hope in one of the craziest season in our history, a two-time POTY, and - of course - part of that magical night in Munich. Willian's greatest achievement at Chelsea on the hand is being the least bad player in our worst season in 2 decades.
  11. Willian

    Is that one of the New Kids guys? I haven't watched that shit in years
  12. Willian

    Sack every single player that hasn't voted for N'Golo or Cesar. The idiocy at this football club is running too fucking deep.
  13. Willian

    That right there is proof for footballers being thick af. How could you play with N'Golo and Cesar on a weekly basis and still think "Aye but what about Willian tho" after this season?!?!?! My god. At least Kante's won the actual Chelsea POTY award.
  14. Álvaro Morata

    Saying that Morata scores every 3rd game is so terribly misleading. In saying so you are implying consistency which Morata has not shown at Chelsea (nor anywhere else for that matter). To put Morata's PL goal scoring into context: - Morata has scored more goals in his first 6 PL games (6; 3 of which came in a hat-trick vs Stoke) than in his last 24 (5). - Out of his last 24 PL games Morata has played 60+ minutes in 18 games so he has had enough time to make a goal contribution in those games. - Against top-6 opponents Morata has scored 2 goals in 8 games (10 games actually but I took out the 2 games vs City since he only played a combined 36 minutes in both games) - In 2018 Morata has scored 1 PL goal. ...and these are only the numbers. Getting into his bitch-ass attitude on the pitch, his stupid yellow cards, and his missed sitters would just make me even more depressed.
  15. Álvaro Morata

    Bitch-ass player will be a bitch-ass player.