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Sooo this whole we needed 3 wins for top 4. Was that after the West Ham game or including the West Ham game? Bad we haven't achieved one if after..

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27 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

Sooo this whole we needed 3 wins for top 4. Was that after the West Ham game or including the West Ham game? Bad we haven't achieved one if after..

here are the best points totals possible for Spuds and Arse in a number of situs

we are on 67 atm, with 3 games left

the most we can get (win all 3) is 76, which guarantees 3rd place no matter what

 

Arse win out (meaning they beat spuds) 75

Spuds win out (meaning they beat arse)  71

Arse lose to spuds, win the rest 72

spuds lose to arse, win the rest 68

Arse draws with spuds, win the rest  73

spuds draws with arse, wins the rest  69

 

IF we beat Watford (by far the worst teams of the 3, although Leeds are shit too) we are at 70, same for if we only beat Leeds or only beat Leicester and lose the other 2

and the ONLY way we end up 5th is simple: we would have to lose the other two games, and spuds wins out (71), and Arse wins out save for losing to spuds (72) <<< the bad thing is, this is VERY likely IF spuds beat arse

 

so we need a win and draw at a minimum to ensure (due to GD) at least 4th if spuds win out

if spuds win out, 3 draws fucks us, we will likely end 5th by one fucking point

IF Arse draws or loses to spuds, 2 wins for us guarantees THIRD (on GD or outright)

IF arse beats spuds, the only way we likely finish above them is to win all 3

 

thus all assumes arse beats Leeds

Leeds just scored so 1 2 atm

 

 

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How boring...oh well..over to us.

One behind..from about 5...stupid.

Now City not to mess up!

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27 minutes ago, Vesper said:

here are the best points totals possible for Spuds and Arse in a number of situs

we are on 67 atm, with 3 games left

the most we can get (win all 3) is 76, which guarantees 3rd place no matter what

 

Arse win out (meaning they beat spuds) 75

Spuds win out (meaning they beat arse)  71

Arse lose to spuds, win the rest 72

spuds lose to arse, win the rest 68

Arse draws with spuds, win the rest  73

spuds draws with arse, wins the rest  69

 

IF we beat Watford (by far the worst teams of the 3, although Leeds are shit too) we are at 70, same for if we only beat Leeds or only beat Leicester and lose the other 2

and the ONLY way we end up 5th is simple: we would have to lose the other two games, and spuds wins out (71), and Arse wins out save for losing to spuds (72) <<< the bad thing is, this is VERY likely IF spuds beat arse

 

so we need a win and draw at a minimum to ensure (due to GD) at least 4th if spuds win out

if spuds win out, 3 draws fucks us, we will likely end 5th by one fucking point

IF Arse draws or loses to spuds, 2 wins for us guarantees THIRD (on GD or outright)

IF arse beats spuds, the only way we likely finish above them is to win all 3

 

thus all assumes arse beats Leeds

Leeds just scored so 1 2 atm

 

 

pathetic that we are still in a top 4 battle and can miss out on top 4. EMBARRASSING

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Just now, Laylabelle said:

How boring...oh well..over to us

And City not to mess up!

if Citeh lose today, then the quad is there for Pool to take, as they will have GD advantage of 2 or more and easier games left

plus us in the FA Cup final (yikes!)

and surely they are favourites v Real in the CL final (I am so rooting for Real, dog help me for saying that)

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1 minute ago, Vesper said:

if Citeh lose today, then the quad is there for Pool to take, as they will have GD advantage of 2 or more and easier games left

plus us in the FA Cup final (yikes!)

and surely they are favourites v Real in the CL final (I am so rooting for Real, dog help me for saying that)

Knowing City they probably will...they know whats needed. Only trophy. So hopefully can see this over the line!

If they drop here then yeah think be Liverpools quad crappy.  I dont think if we play like we have we have a chance Saturday. It involved actually defending

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Just now, Johnnyeye said:

pathetic that we are still in a top 4 battle and can miss out on top 4. EMBARRASSING

Yeah... its really like we have made 0 progress in the last 5 years league-wise under 4 different managers. need another huge rebuild this summer.

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1 minute ago, Laylabelle said:

Knowing City they probably will...they know whats needed. Only trophy. So hopefully can see this over the line!

If they drop here then yeah think be Liverpools quad crappy 

would be insane for Pep to get NOTHING (not even the CS, (as Leicester beat them 1 nil) or the league cup) all season, with that team

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I would so take finishing 4th, even if it is Spuds above us, if we also beat Pool in the FA cup final

would be fucking crazy if Real beat them too and Citeh win out and win the EPL

final trophies would be

Chels a treble (Continental champ of champs (Super Cup) , world champs (FWCC), and the the biggest domestic cup on planet, the FA Cup) and if that happens WE should have had the quad, that fucking league cup final with all those misses

Citeh one (EPL)

Pool one (league cup) jammy cunts for that one too

Leicester one (Community shield)

 

IF that happens, I would have to say we had the most bizarre season in EPL (and likely topflight English) history of any team EASILY, nothing even ever close

continetal champs, world champs, FA cip champs

BUT

also complete collapse (other than the FA Cup) at the end

played like shit most of the season, other than the 4 cup finals and then early on for a spell

and then, of course the Roman nightmare and all in the player insanity and the fullbacks injures

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what is up with that Citeh defence

already playing like they did the last 35 minutes v Real

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Malang Sarr and Trevoh Chalobah star in incredible Chelsea comeback to clinch survival vs Tottenham

Two of Thomas Tuchel's first team were called upon by Andy Myers on Sunday afternoon for Chelsea's Premier League 2 clash against Tottenham, which the Blues had to win to avoid relegation

https://www.football.london/Chelsea-fc/news/sarr-chalobah-Chelsea-comeback-tottenham-23898590

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wow

Citeh turned it on again and won 5 nil

massive flip flop in GD

from down one to up 4

and a 3 point lead

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31 minutes ago, Vesper said:

wow

Citeh turned it on again and won 5 nil

massive flip flop in GD

from down one to up 4

and a 3 point lead

Yup they knew they could basically clinch the title today and did 

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11 hours ago, Magic Lamps said:

Yup they knew they could basically clinch the title today and did 

scousers going wild in rage and calling citeh (lol, if THIS is not the height of arrogance, nothing is)

get this

LIVERPOOL SPOILERS

 

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