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IF West Ham beat Leicester and us, they have a great shot at 4th, as other than Everton the rest of their games are against dregs

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1 minute ago, Vesper said:

IF West Ham beat Leicester and us, they have a great shot at 4th, as other than Everton the rest of their games are against dregs

At least they have proper stadium for CL. 

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5 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

At least they have proper stadium for CL. 

lol before that needless downsizing maybe. no idea why they fkin decreased the capacity of a perfectly fine stadium.

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21 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

No, actually he is perfect example why those stats are so misleading. He is apparently good in chances created. 

Well, he is. It's just how many from open play and how many from set pieces. lol

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1 hour ago, Magic Lamps said:

lol before that needless downsizing maybe. no idea why they fkin decreased the capacity of a perfectly fine stadium.

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1 hour ago, Vesper said:

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the stadium was 80k tho before they unscrewed some of the seats

Also it is obviously a track and field stadium. the crowd is too far from the football field.

Stadiums in EPL are tiny all over still. For such a highly funded league those guys should be on nfl level. even bundesliga stadia are somewhat bigger.

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38 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

the stadium was 80k tho before they unscrewed some of the seats

Also it is obviously a track and field stadium. the crowd is too far from the football field.

Stadiums in EPL are tiny all over still. For such a highly funded league those guys should be on nfl level. even bundesliga stadia are somewhat bigger.

West Ham United fans will be closer to the pitch after London Stadium’s new ‘squared-off’ seating is completed

https://www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/london-stadium-new-seating-configuration-completed-3267594

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My mate supports The Hammers and said they have some big injuries after yesterday. Rice is definitely out for upto 4 weeks. He said Antonio's out too and maybe Soucek 

Wouldn't worry about them.

I'd be more worried about Liverpool and Spurs.

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18 minutes ago, DDA said:

My mate supports The Hammers and said they have some big injuries after yesterday. Rice is definitely out for upto 4 weeks. He said Antonio's out too and maybe Soucek 

Wouldn't worry about them.

I'd be more worried about Liverpool and Spurs.

Same - not too worried about this West Ham team being 4th. Think they won't be amassing 20 points in the last 8 games. We're looking at Liverpool or Spurs as direct rivals.

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8 hours ago, Vesper said:

West Ham United fans will be closer to the pitch after London Stadium’s new ‘squared-off’ seating is completed

https://www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/london-stadium-new-seating-configuration-completed-3267594

Yeah but the stadium still is round so by construction they are not as close tothe ground as with a rectangular one

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3 hours ago, Strike said:

Same - not too worried about this West Ham team being 4th. Think they won't be amassing 20 points in the last 8 games. We're looking at Liverpool or Spurs as direct rivals.

Liverpool are playing well again and I think they'll finish above us.

I see our best chance is actually finishing above Leicester, who we''ve still got to play at home.

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On 04/04/2021 at 22:29, Magic Lamps said:

what did happen to fifa tho? Sepp Blagger got sort of axed and then the next egghead carries on the same kind of corruption. You can not cure it unless there is a fair, transparent and democratic ruling body in place.

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2 hours ago, chippy said:

Liverpool are playing well again and I think they'll finish above us.

I see our best chance is actually finishing above Leicester, who we''ve still got to play at home.

Shame that game is the 2nd to last. Especially if its still 5 points going into it. Which hopefully it won't be. Do think Liverpool will jump us though. See what Chelsea side turns up this weekend 

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