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So yesterday... I was in the library (I know WTF was I doing in a library :D) and some old guy like 80 came in and was on one of the computers. He logged on, and went straight on to flirt box. Some dating site lol. And he was window shopping, finding the fittest women from their profile pics (all around 20/30)...Then he was emailing all of them, saying "thinking of you darling". Then writing a paragraph (probably along the lines of send me more pics lol)...

I couldn't stop laughing at how casual he was doing it lol.

You must have been observing really closely to read what he was typing...

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Finally have internet so I'll be posting more. In other news here is some photos of my son

Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus convert

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Last night I was drunkenly walking back to the apartment whilst singing "Blue Is The Colour" loudly and obnoxiously.

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Last night I was drunkenly walking back to the apartment whilst singing "Blue Is The Colour" loudly and obnoxiously.

And ... Did you bang that older lady after all?

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And ... Did you bang that older lady after all?

Nah. It was weird, I think her husband wanted to watch because he was pushing for me to dance with her. It was creepy, I skipped to the next bar after that. I'm all for choking, punishment, and BDSM but that is where I draw the line.

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Nah. It was weird, I think her husband wanted to watch because he was pushing for me to dance with her. It was creepy, I skipped to the next bar after that. I'm all for choking, punishment, and BDSM but that is where I draw the line.

Ah you pussy

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All because of Spike - Aussie MILF hunter with a pinch of BDSM

I am on the other end of the table. More like, Teens or First Time. :ph34r:

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Aaaaaj fuck me sideways. I've never been more cock blocked than that before.

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What the fuck does that mean? :blink:

Vanilla means average. Normal, unexciting, unchanged.

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