The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends).

Barbers floor

Viz is still funny as fuck

[Spike 12,049]

It ain't easy being this fabulous. Bitches can't handle my razzle dazzle.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Barbers floor

Viz is still funny as fuck

Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

[iseah100 5,612]

Hi guys

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.

had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"

Excellent my son. And your right i've never seen anyone but bouncers wearing black fight jackets.

[Dion 2,476]

Oscar

Neymar

Nathan

Fred

Pele

Barbera

Do Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?

We usually have long surnames actually.

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

We usually have long surnames actually.

Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

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[iseah100 5,612]

We usually have long surnames actually.

Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva Junior

[Dion 2,476]

Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva Junior

Yeah, brazilian names are sort of like that.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.

Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe

[nyikolajevics 2,690]

I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.

Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe

[Madmax 9,219]

Yup, pretty simple. Try to keep up, Jai...

Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard.

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