Liquidator 5,176 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Fuck shed end and fuck you if you leave.I luv u doe"I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Liquidator 5,176 Posted June 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2015 If Jon Obi was an ugly skinny fuck with shit coloured hair.I'd rather be an ugly skinny fuck than an Australian 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 12,049 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'd rather be an ugly skinny fuck than an AustralianThe two are often mutually inclusive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post BlueLion. 21,484 Posted June 3, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2015 "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open."TalkChelsea administrator Alex says the forum "has no plans" to sell star cockwomble Liquidator to theshedend.com.Reports on Tuesday suggested that the young forumer may have been the subject of interest from theshedend but TalkChelsea's assistant manager has said otherwise."There has been no contact", began Alex. "Either way, Harry isn't for sale."He is a valuable asset. In the current market it isn't easy to find young, English talent. Harry is proof of that. He's fucking useless. But he's useless in a kind of loveable and charming manner, and we have no plans to sell him".Liquidator had been quoted in The Mirror as saying: "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open".Alex then confirmed that any potential bid "would be blocked instantly". More to follow. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 12,049 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 @, I think you like the word 'cockwomble' a little too much. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 CLICK ON THAT PICTURE I JUST UPLOADED AND SCREEN CAPTURED here is the link : http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2015%20HM10&orb=1THE CLOSE APPROACH OF ASTEROID (2015 HM10) WILL COME [ EARTH DISTANCE : 0.005 AU ] CLOSE TO EARTH ON TUESDAY 7 JULY 2015. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
We Hate Scouse 10,066 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 GUYS I HAVE BAD NEWS THIS IS IT. CLICK ON THAT PICTURE I JUST UPLOADED AND SCREEN CAPTURED here is the link : http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=2015%20HM10&orb=1THIS IS IT. THE CLOSE APPROACH OF ASTEROID (2015 HM10) WILL COME [ EARTH DISTANCE : 0.005 AU ] CLOSE TO EARTH ON TUESDAY 7 JULY 2015. ASTEROID (2015 HM10) CLOSE APPROACH TO EARTH TUESDAY 7 JULY 2015.png 0.005 Astronomical Units = 464 779.036 miles Distance around the world = 24,902 miles That asteroid is over 18 earth's away.... What's the bad news? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fulham Broadway 15,293 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.I was also jealous, but didnt mention it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iseah100 5,612 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 TalkChelsea administrator Alex says the forum "has no plans" to sell star cockwomble Liquidator to theshedend.com.Reports on Tuesday suggested that the young forumer may have been the subject of interest from theshedend but TalkChelsea's assistant manager has said otherwise."There has been no contact", began Alex. "Either way, Harry isn't for sale."He is a valuable asset. In the current market it isn't easy to find young, English talent. Harry is proof of that. He's fucking useless. But he's useless in a kind of loveable and charming manner, and we have no plans to sell him".Liquidator had been quoted in The Mirror as saying: "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open".Alex then confirmed that any potential bid "would be blocked instantly". More to follow. This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 12,049 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word?It's an Alex word. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueLion. 21,484 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word?Google it and find out It's an Alex word.Used to describe you Jakey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liquidator 5,176 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stingray 9,436 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinderYeah, where is that fucker actually! [emoji35][emoji31][emoji40][emoji3] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 12,049 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinderYeah, where is that fucker actually! [emoji35][emoji31][emoji40][emoji3]I think he is really addicted to Final Fantasy Online. He is always playing that on Steam. It could be his brother but... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dUMB 189 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Costa is on vacation 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stingray 9,436 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Costa is on vacationBut his hair ...... Its so, so, so, so, so bad! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boshman 1,073 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.I was also jealous, but didnt mention itThe UPS driver who comes to my work told me a story yesterday of when he was in Thailand. He paid £60 (whatever that is in Thai money) for 6 girls to come back to his hotel room. 5 would sit in the bathroom while 1 was with him in the bedroom. After 10 mins she would get off, walk into the bathroom and another would come out. Couldn't tell if he was bullshitting or not.My favourite quote from the story though was 'thank fuck for those little blue pills' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 That New York Bulls shirt is bloody horrible. The bulls look they've just been dragged out of an abattoir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spike 12,049 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this./rant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this./rantCalm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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