Diego Costa

[iseah100 5,612]

smiling after scoring is overrated

x

smiling is overrated, period

Costa is a G. Smiling is for the week.

[dee25 1,044]

Costa is a G. Smiling is for the week.

He's so G...he almost H.

[Barbara 15,149]

He's so G...he almost H.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

[Polo7 3,496]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

G is short for gangster and/or G-spot

[Roquila 1,335]

Ugly ass cunt. More of these players please

[iseah100 5,612]

G is short for gangster and/or G-spot

I was definitely thinking Gangster. Can you call someone a "G-spot"?

[Sheva. 5,373]

Good sharp goal. The type of sharpness he didn't have after coming back from injury.

[Polo7 3,496]

I was definitely thinking Gangster. Can you call someone a "G-spot"?

Depends on how sensitive they are.

[Barbara 15,149]

Yeah, I made jokes about him smiling (don't open the spoiler tag if you don't want to be disappointed), but he was sublime with his finishing and I think he made a few good runs as well.

He did really well and I think he'll fit just fine, but we should give him time to settle.

Just because he's a G (thanks @Polo7, the other meaning I ofc knew but as Iseah said, it wouldn't make much sense, unless... well, let's not stray) nearly an H it doesn't mean he doesn't need time to fit in properly. He has a good finishing, I think that was never in question even for people that aren't overly excited about him such as me. I hope the runs continue, and we find him in good positions. He isn't the most technical guy (my main 'complain' about him, but it's not a complain per say), but he can score goals. He's always at the right place, at the right time and with his drug cartel leader face, he'll just make space for himself and fight against the defense (literally, lol). Hopefully we won't have a striker issue this season.

[iseah100 5,612]

Yeah, I made jokes about him smiling (don't open the spoiler tag if you don't want to be disappointed), but he was sublime with his finishing and I think he made a few good runs as well.

He did really well and I think he'll fit just fine, but we should give him time to settle.

Just because he's a G (thanks @Polo7, the other meaning I ofc knew but as Iseah said, it wouldn't make much sense, unless... well, let's not stray) nearly an H it doesn't mean he doesn't need time to fit in properly. He has a good finishing, I think that was never in question even for people that aren't overly excited about him such as me. I hope the runs continue, and we find him in good positions. He isn't the most technical guy (my main 'complain' about him, but it's not a complain per say), but he can score goals. He's always at the right place, at the right time and with his drug cartel leader face, he'll just make space for himself and fight against the defense (literally, lol). Hopefully we won't have a striker issue this season.

I'm kind of disappointed he smiled....

He'll do just fine for us, especially with Costa and Hazard. Can't wait.

[sherry33 234]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47rQd6BuJu8&list=UUaLiyuJ3XRyCgQgB6V8k2tg

Torres would of got injured if he tried that.

Is it only me or what, but Costa looks damn sexy in blue :heart:

[Mufassir08 2,400]

Damn!!We got Brana,Zouma and Costa,teams are gonna think twice before hurting Oscar,Salah,Willian or Hazard now.

[Roquila 1,335]

I was definitely thinking Gangster. Can you call someone a "G-spot"?

Does G-spot finder count? They usually call me like that

[OneMoSalah 8,611]

Finally a striker who doesn't stand fucking still.

[iseah100 5,612]

Does G-spot finder count? They usually call me like that

Sure, but I bet nobody has ever called you that.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

smiling after scoring is overrated

x

smiling is overrated, period

The picture on chelseafc.com is even funnier. Cesc is jumping into his arms with a huge smile on his face and Diego's facial expressions are as if he was just reading the paper

[Barbara 15,149]

The picture on chelseafc.com is even funnier. Cesc is jumping into his arms with a huge smile on his face and Diego's facial expressions are as if he was just reading the paper

First of all, Cesc is a brave dude. I wouldn't jump on Costa and hope to survive the fall (or the punch). Second, I think his facial expression matches his feels about people jumping to hug him. He's probably a lot like you when it comes to hugging. Except you look like a cute Koala not a drug cartel chief.

[Roquila 1,335]

Sure, but I bet nobody has ever called you that.

You get the joke