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I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap :D

I doubt it's a 90 minutes movie. Just like Nando's Chelsea career, this movie will be unnecessarily long.

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I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap :D

I doubt it's a 90 minutes movie. Just like Nando's Chelsea career, this movie will be unnecessarily long.

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He hasnt always been a number nine, though, as he first started playing football trying to keep out strikers such as himself. He discovered that his talent wasn't to prevent goals, but to score them instead

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Just read your op Alex and had to comment on the irony of this part considering Fernandos gone all circle and returned to being a defender haha

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Just read your op Alex and had to comment on the irony of this part considering Fernandos gone all circle and returned to being a defender haha

That isn't something I wrote, mate. I wouldn't forget the apostrophe in "hasn't" :P

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On reflection we cannot possibly allow this guy to stay at this club, it has gotten that bad IMO. Jose must be, must be looking at another option, whether that be Cavani or anyone, but this bloke has to go.

I think he is, I just think the issue is that they are having a hard time geting rid of Torres one way or the other.

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Hopefully and looking at this picture he has been told he is going....useless cunt.

i thought he was supposed to be a BEAST in training!!!

well... he definitely does some voodoo to make jose not sell him!!!

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i thought he was supposed to be a BEAST in training!!!

well... he definitely does some voodoo to make jose not sell him!!!

or maybe there are no takers for Torrid & CFC are forced to keep him

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I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Well at least you tried :Goober:

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I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

I went one further! Im building a time machine and I will go back to the day Torres was conceived. Bad things will happen. Will report back soon.

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I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Lol. Let's hope they did. Maybe they'll let us have first dibs on RR too.

If only we got Aguero instead of Nando...

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I can proudly confirm I made some personal attempt to get him out of Chelsea. Went to the Wolfsburg game in Constance today and tried to convince them to buy Torres. tried everything from screaming to preaching and I am pretty sure their management heard me.

Lol. Let's hope they did. Maybe they'll let us have first dibs on RR too.

If only we got Aguero instead of Nando...

Sigh*.

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Oscar seems to hold him back so effortlessly (just compare their bodies, their torsos and legs say it all, and still Oscar doesn't break a sweat to stop him)... someone pls, stop this man from ever playing for us again.

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