Fernando Torres

[manpe 10,855]

Why don't we ask Eden to get his mother/father to come out of retirement and play upfront for us :P

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY MY HEAD EXPLODED!

naah seriously, you can do better son

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Now I'm Sure, that he scores in trainings.

[Amblève. 4,995]

But this time it's for real that El Golscoro (btw best nickname ever!) is back, right!?

[OneMoSalah 8,614]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY MY HEAD EXPLODED!

naah seriously, you can do better son

I was being serious you sexy Estonian muthafucka!

Chelsea could do better with Eden Hazards parents playing (supposing they both were semipro/pro footballers)

[EdenHazard 163]

Goals a goal, He deserved them tonight. Was unlucky not go get his hatrick. Also he looked confident tonight, That Rabona cross to Moses showed that. Not getting too excited though, It was against a side which aren't even Premier league standard. Just now he's got two goals, Vital he keeps scoring them and keeps his head high.

Apparently he's got more goals in open-play this season than Radamel Falcao as well...

[zolayes 14,489]

Now I'm Sure, that he scores in trainings.

OF course he scores in training ,,he plays against crap defenders and a couple of cones with Hilario in goal

[didierforever 7,349]

OF course he scores in training ,,he plays against crap defenders and a couple of cones with Hilario in goal

this killed me dude...

[The Mak 4,459]

OF course he scores in training ,,he plays against crap defenders and a couple of cones with Hilario in goal

Awh, that comment cheered me up! Haha!

Seriously, the only way Torres could've remotely impressed me tonight is if he scored all 6 goals...and that's at a push. Still want him gone a.s.a.p. But at least he'll get some confidence from this...or will he? Emotional bastard.

[Styles 9,790]

The king of the meaningless goal. He should go to Denmark, it's about his level.

[zolayes 14,489]

The king of the meaningless goal. He should go to Denmark, it's about his level.

he could become Hamlet if he went there or maybe Ophelia???

[samzilla 517]

The king of the meaningless goal. He should go to Denmark, it's about his level.

To be fair, he did score the game winner today.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

He's gonna score three times tonight, and everybody will say tommorow he's back..

5 stars Hamilton! hahaha now to make your post mostly true

"Torres is back!" lmfao.

[manpe 10,855]

He could have so easily had a hattrick yesterday, it was basically delivered to him by FedEx. He's lucky his last clear cut chance was in a meaningless game at 6-1, otherwise we'd all be fuming.

[Hamilton 2,118]

That last chance still needed to be a goal ffs. It will get in his mind against Sunderland

[Jype 6,398]

That last chance still needed to be a goal ffs. It will get in his mind against Sunderland

Did he lose his confidence again when he didn't score that hattrick?

[Las7 951]

He had enough chances to score six goals himself last night, Nords were a bit of a joke in defense - I think even Wolves were better organized.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Missed at least 3-4 clear cut chances and still managed to score 2. Says more about Nordswhatever than him, imo.

[Hutcho 8,443]

People do realise that the first goal he got lucky, and the second goal was given to him on a plate by Hazard, and by on a plate i mean ran 3/4 of the pitch done 5 defenders and gave him a tap in...

He is hardly BACK...

If he can score an average of 2 goals every 3 games from now til january then maybe he is starting to get a little something back.