Salomon Kalou

[Spike 12,049]

And yet, he has a better dribbles/runs past opponent per game ratio than any other player on our team.

And it is never mentioned which players he is dribbling past. Is he dirbbling past players like Nemanja Vidic or Roger Johnson? Statistics are pretty to look at but they reveal very little about what happened.

[capriccioso 2,545]

And it is never mentioned which players he is dribbling past. Is he dirbbling past players like Nemanja Vidic or Roger Johnson? Statistics are pretty to look at but they reveal very little about what happened.

Was meant to support my Liverpool moneyball 20 million fee theory

Why must you debunk it!

[Spike 12,049]

Was meant to support my Liverpool moneyball 20 million fee theory

Why must you debunk it!

I'm just naturally argumentative. It's never personal, it's just business. I'll argue to the point even if I know I'm 100% wrong beforehand.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I'm just naturally argumentative. It's never personal, it's just business. I'll argue to the point even if I know I'm 100% wrong beforehand.

It's alright, I must confess I had sinister motives. The moneyball theory was just to get you lot to support a new deal for Kalou

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

It's alright, I must confess I had sinister motives. The moneyball theory was just to get you lot to support a new deal for Kalou

You should be Kalou's agent:p

[RamiCFC9 258]

Cap u can say what u want and bring whatever biased facts supporting Kalou, but he is going in the summer and 99.9% of Chelsea fans are happy.

[capriccioso 2,545]

How can you make such a sweeping statement? What if he scores a hattrick against Bayern Munich and is given a new 5 year deal?

There's always hope.

[English Freak 456]

How can you make such a sweeping statement? What if he scores a hattrick against Bayern Munich and is given a new 5 year deal?

There's always hope.

There's hope that he'll leave and join his former Dutch club! Even if he puts in a MOTM performance against Bayern, most Chelsea fans will be happy to see him leave.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I am counting on Gourlay et al to make one last bungle and give him a deal.

Though it won't be a bungle. You'll see. You'll all see!

[manpe 10,855]

I will be happy and sad at the same time when he leaves. He's a cult hero. Never before has a mere bench player created such furore. He is truly an enigma.

[capriccioso 2,545]

For the record I don't care if you're happy or sad. All I ask for is some respect. He's not Adrian Mutu or Winston Bogarde or William Gallas. A send off where he's wished the best and his accomplishments here are recognised and always a friendly reception should he ever return to the Bridge as a spectator or an opposition player is all that's necessary.

Also I have this feeling he'll be a massive success at Feyenoord. Strikers score for fun in the Netherlands.

[Kostas 1,468]

Nepotism has played a major role in his career. He won't be getting much respect for me.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Cap, are you going to Change your Avatar WHEN Kalou leaves?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Nepotism has played a major role in his career. He won't be getting much respect for me.

Nepotism?? The practice among those with power or influence of favouring relatives or friends especially by giving them jobs?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Cap, are you going to Change your Avatar WHEN Kalou leaves?

Nah, I quite like it. Might change my custom title though.

[Kostas 1,468]

Nepotism?? The practice among those with power or influence of favouring relatives or friends especially by giving them jobs?

Fast tracked through Ivory Coast's football due to his brother. He was brought into Europe by a club for which his brother had been a pretty important figure. He's also been sucking up to Drogba ever since he arrived at this club.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Fast tracked through Ivory Coast's football due to his brother. He was brought into Europe by a club for which his brother had been a pretty important figure. He's also been sucking up to Drogba ever since he arrived at this club.

Don't you have to be the one in the position of power to be the nepotist? If that is the case then it's Drogba and Bonaventure Kalou that can be labelled nepotists.

[rolling in the blue 26]

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really,nosy?like his pace,work rate and all but I think he mostly bumps into defenders when he tries those dribbles