Parky

He can become a great CB for us and his in the box sliding tackles are the best i've seen. The only thing I would like to see him improve on is his composure on the ball and positioning. He seems really awkward when he has the ball at his feet and I don't think its due to a lack of technique but more mental confidence. Under a good coach he can work on this and his still young so I believe it will come in time as he matures.
 
 
 

He can become a great CB for us and his in the box sliding tackles are the best i've seen. The only thing I would like to see him improve on is his composure on the ball and positioning. He seems really awkward when he has the ball at his feet and I don't think its due to a lack of technique but more mental confidence. Under a good coach he can work on this and his still young so I believe it will come in time as he matures.
 
 
 

The biggest fraud in football. Does not deserve to be in any premiership team. Championship level player at best.

The biggest fraud in football. Does not deserve to be in any premiership team. Championship level player at best.

The gift that keeps on giving

The biggest fraud in football. Does not deserve to be in any premiership team. Championship level player at best.

Wouldn't have been that annoyed if we got rid of him for a proper alternative. The fact that we have an average player like Oscar taking on the responsibility is what makes me livid.

Lampard, Drogba and Ballack had class, mental strength and footballing brains, like eating a good solid Sunday roast. Oscar on the other hand is like Mcdonald's just junk food, a quick fix but you regret it 20 minutes later..

Lampard, Drogba and Ballack had class, mental strength and footballing brains, like eating a good solid Sunday roast. Oscar on the other hand is like Mcdonald's just junk food, a quick fix but you regret it 20 minutes later..

Lampard, Drogba and Ballack had class, mental strength and footballing brains, like eating a good solid Sunday roast. Oscar on the other hand is like Mcdonald's just junk food, a quick fix but you regret it 20 minutes later..

Lampard, Drogba and Ballack had class, mental strength and footballing brains, like eating a good solid Sunday roast. Oscar on the other hand is like Mcdonald's just junk food, a quick fix but you regret it 20 minutes later..

Before he took the penalty I was thinking how the fuck is Oscar our first choice taker? Because if Oscar, of all people at club has biggest confidence and composure then we are royaly fucked.
Where are the days when we had Lamps and Drogba and Ballack and other players who actualy gave a fuck.

The most ridiculous thing about Oscar is that he's been here for 3 1/2 years and you can count the actual top performances he's had on one hand, if not two at most. His inconsistency is so infuriating and I don't want to be mean about this but he seems to be doing the business more with his family than for the team!

Oscar is the stupidest #10 I've seen play for Chelsea. How the fuck is this guy even Brazilian?
How did Jose choose this clown as our #10 over Mata and De Bruyne!!

"Michael I can't bear to watch our crap football. Where is the beautiful attacking football I wanted?"

"Michael I can't bear to watch our crap football. Where is the beautiful attacking football I wanted?"

Jesus can we stop with the twitter bullshit...
Steve Holland stood up to Jose? When? Over what?
As for the players that got rid of Mourinho, who are they, nobody can pinpoint them, because they don't exist?
Stop buying into the media circus ?

Lazy, soft, slow and overrated. Only thing going for him is that rare sublime pass and besides that nothing but a dead weight IMO. I don't think he can improve much either as he has hit the same invisible wall as Ivanovic.
No more set pieces for fucks sake.

Will they ever be a midfielder like this Beast? One of my all time favorite players. A German Rottweiler not to be messed with..
Man just to think we had Essien - Ballack - Makelele - Lampard all at their peaks at Chelsea.. Im dreaming again..

Says it all. Get out of my club you absolute helmet.
He's been useless defensively for a while now but his goals/assist tally saved him last season.
I actually laughed when this happened, totally utterly disgraceful to call this shower of shite our best right back. Azpi is twice the player and ten times the warrior he is. FUCK OFF.

Fuck his crosses are so dangerous, NOT. He just casually lofts them high with no pace and conviction. I've seen better crosses in women's football FFS!

No words can describe this poor excuse of a RB anymore. Im tired of criticizing him.

Fàbregas today: 0 tackles won 0 aerial duels won 0 interceptions 0 assists 0 shots 0 crosses

Captain Ivanovic gave no fuks today as he has throughout this season. Our left flank got owned due to this guy..

Seriously, if the mods have had their fun can we please go back to normality? I feel like I'm reading off an alphabet chart every time I open one of these threads.