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Deco has been pony for awhile now...

You're right DV. Their arrogance is breathtaking, and once Ferguson has gone , some of the truths about bullying and corrupting referees will come out.

SKY TO BROADCAST IN THREE DIMENSIONS OF RUBBISH SKY is to add an extra dimension of rubbish to its television output with the launch of 3D TV, it announced last night. 'When Elephants Attack Camper Vans: 3D' From next April the satellite broadcaster will transmit its most popular shows in high definition 3D, including Kirsty Gallagher's Friday Night Piss Factor, America's Fattest Retards and High Street Honey Hostage Hell. If successful Sky said it would rapidly roll out the new technology to other favourites including Crime Scene, Navy Crime, Ross Kemp's Big Hard Boys and CSI: Shut That Door! Viewer Bill McKay said he was looking forward to paying £2500 for a 3D television set that, when he is not wearing the special cardboard glasses, will just look like it's broken. He added: "As a CSI fan the key thing that has been missing from my viewing experience is the sight of a mutilated corpse in the middle of my living room. "However, it does occur to me that as the technology gets ever more sophisticated, the programmes become ever more appalling. I wonder if the two are in any way connected?" Meanwhile, health experts are warning of the dangers of watching pornography in 3D, predicting a sharp increase in genital injuries as millions of drunken perverts attempt to join in. Dr Julian Cook said: "So there's Jemma Jameson on all fours, staring straight at you, as some nameless stud goes at her from behind. "And now you're thinking, 'I may as well join in the fun' but do remember that if someone walks into the room and they're not wearing the special glasses all they're going to see is your fat buttocks thrusting vigorously into thin air."

The Old Lady eh ? Most successful team in Italy. Wont be that easy with Trezequet, Del Piero and Buffon to beat, but should do it over 2 legs....

OK. Spill the beans on JakartaJet then .

It is an achivement, and it would be good to have Drogba as a strike partner. I heard the ramblings of Grant on R5, making out how he improved the club, and that he'd been offered several managers jobs since ...but wouldnt say where any of them were His criticsm of Anelka is unwaranted , is masking jewish/Muslim antagonism, and Anelka has responded in the right way...

Yeah, its a nice idea alright, and there is a sense of competition like someone armed with a Kalashnikov up against an unarmed 3 year old. A team from New zealand who are all part timers in the World Club Championship, for example..... The Times explains why the competition is big pile of Steaming Pants

Chelsea to play either; Panathinaikos FC FC Barcelona (ESP) FC Bayern München (GER) FC Porto (POR) Juventus (ITA) Rules • Clubs from the same association must not be drawn against each other. • The winners and runners-up of the same group must not be drawn against each other. • The group winners must not be drawn against each other. • The group runners-up must not be drawn against each other. • The group runners-up shall play their first-leg match at home. First knockout round – to be played 24/25 February and 10/11 March

Russian and African ones are the best if you fancy an early death

Instead of moaning that Carvalho and Terry are the first two choices, he could have used the time that Carvalho was out to play his best and impress. And whats the source you bad boy ?

Fergie looks like Compo now. The ''Last of the Summer Wine ManUtd Freakshow Tour''. I notice theyre not appealing against the Evra decision now. Obviously the outrageous racism wasnt that bad after all.....

Lol thanks K. Have a look when I get home...

Surely he shouldnt have been flying then. What if it was foggy back in Cardiff. ? Some of these budget airlines are well dodgy, dont get me started on Ryanair.....

Cant see it theyve banned Youtube at work. Cnuts

Only reason they've gone to Japan is because they have two easy games, and can sell loads of shirts to hyperactive Japanese teenagers to pay some of the Glazers debt off. I'd be saying it was a fucking circus if Chels were there as well Blatters Joke Tournament

Not like them to blame someone else .... Skynews; Rhys Killer Is A Hero' Sean Mercer's girlfriend stands by the convicted child killer, describing him as a hero and blaming the police for the death of 11-year-old Rhys Jones. Kelly Marshall insists that Sean Mercer is innocent. Kelly Marshall, 17, got back together with Mercer after he shot the schoolboy in August 2007. Student Kelly said they had split up shortly before the tragedy but they got back together at the beginning of this year to continue their three-year relationship. She refuses to call the death of Rhys Jones a murder. "It was an accident. Everyone in Croxteth is sorry about it but it wasn't meant to happen," says Kelly. ''Sean is a lovely lad. He wouldn't harm anyone. It wasn't him. "He is a hero. He's a hero around here. All the lads love him around here. Because he knows it's not him but he hasn't grassed anyone up. He's just taken it. He's just getting the blame because his name was put about." Kelly, who was with a member of the Croxteth Crew when she spoke, said: "It was the bizzies' (Merseyside Police) fault. They saw it coming. The shootings had been building up for years. But they didn't do anything to stop it. They just let it carry on and then Rhys Jones was killed. "My head is wrecked. My fella's in court every day and they're saying he did this and that. And it wasn't him." Kelly revealed how she still feels loyalty to the Croxteth Crew and feels angry that many of them have been jailed for the murder of Liam 'Smigger' Smith, or are on remand for the death of Rhys Jones. She said: "Most of the lads from Croxteth are in jail. There's no one left. "Norris Green think they're hard now. They can come down here and do what they want, battering everyone. And there's no one here to stop them. It's bad."

Looks like Sky have removed the story. It was the killers girlfriend saying he was innocent, and that the police killed Rhys

Anyway no need to worry...MMMMMMMMalouda is back in training !

Brazilian FA discontent with Dunga means according to the player unrest at SW 6 that hes going back to coaching Brazil Daily Telegraph; Chelsea coach Luiz Felipe Scolari has been linked with a return to the Brazil job as rumours continue about dressing room unrest at Stamford Bridge. Homeward bound?: Luiz Felipe Scolari has been linked with a return to Brazil Photo: AP A report in this morning's Daily Mirror claims Scolari has been lined up as a potential replacement for Brazil coach Dunga, who is expected to be sacked in January following a disappointing World Cup qualifying campaign. The paper quotes a source close to Brazilian FA president Ricardo Teixeira, who says: "Dunga is very unpopular, both among the fans and the Brazilian Federation. It looks like a matter of time before he goes and that means Teixeira has to make the right appointment. "He will definitely ask Felipao first. It looks as if Felipao is not enjoying himself at Chelsea, and maybe he might want to listen to what Teixeira is saying." Meanwhile, the Times this morning reports that Scolari's substitutions against West Ham on Sunday were openly questioned by his players, who are becoming increasingly frustrated by the methods used by their new coach. Scolari would like to be able to recruit an attacking player in January to complement the reserves he has at his disposal. But with his requests for reinforcements turned down, Scolari knows he will have to find new solutions to the team's attacking difficulties. I need to think about my squad only, not other players," he said. "I don't think they buy, I don't think they sell. I need to work harder and I need to find the solution for this situation." Scolari missed out on signing Robinho during the summer, and recently he said: "Because I have many injuries, I say to the board that I maybe need one player. I think it's maximum one player they'll replace because we need one player more." However, that was prior to the return of Didier Drogba, who now looks certain to stay during the forthcoming transfer window, while Michael Essien is making encouraging progress from his knee injury.

*waits for scouse self pity response of hes a victim/innocent* Here it is Silly Cow

Scolari - ''we lack a playmaker''. Scolari, old son, we lack a sensible decision maker, and someone who isnt afraid to drop Deco

''growing challenge in the dressing room'' what, because a journalist says so, with no quotes or sources ? ....righto.

Lol and no wonder they've sacked him now. Too many ex Man Utd players thinking they can cut it as managers....

He'll probably do well there -until he realises that they're paying him less than everyone else, like they did with Makalele

I expect the away form to continue - Chelsea away fans are all up for it generally - and the team will want a result after the West sHambles. Incidentally the 2004-5 campaign was won with more away than home points. OK only one......