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lol , isnt there fantasy football sites where this can be played ?

Lol be watching that, but also keeping an eye on an important replay.... Coventry v Blackbum.

Funny how he always gives these exclusives to the Sun. Ignoring the Sun made up bollox -I was impressed with his workrate at Villa, and can see him scoring goals again soon.

Agreed - he hasnt lost a home league game since 23rd Feb 2002 or something. . Looking for a good win tonight, as it wont be that easy for them at the Theatre of Shit

You can tell it's CL time again Burglary time Come on Inter !! Do those red scum.

The players did seem to be wanting to play together more as a unit -group hugs before and after the game, and the desire not seen since Mourinho was there. Not going to get all excited yet though, a narrow 0-1 win against what seemed a lacklustre Villa. Can you imagine all the Doom and Gloom posts had a loss incurred ??

Being a naughty boy so's to get sent back to SW 6 ?

He'll finish his days at Chelsea. We should have kicked him out, withdrawn his testimonial, arrested his wife and children, and burnt effigies of him outside the ground after the CL final.

OED ACCEPTS RONALDO AS WORD FOR 'DESPICABLE SHIT' THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have agreed to include the word 'ronaldo' as a synonym for 'despicable', 'dishonest' and 'shitbag'. Even Ronaldo's friends think Ronaldo is a ronaldoAs the Manchester United winger lashed out at another opponent and was booked for diving, manager Sir Alex Ferguson admitted even he had started using the word as an insult. He added: "I've had this builder in and he's taking ages and making a lot of mistakes and the other day, without even thinking, I called him a 'sneaky wee ronaldo'. "I said to him, 'don't ronaldo to me you lazy fucking ronaldo, just get it done or you'll get my toe up your ronaldo-hole'." Examples of the new usage include, 'James accidentally ronaldoed himself and then ronaldoed about it' and 'James was worried about the weeping ronaldos near the base of his ronaldo'. OED researcher Nathan Muir said: "The dictionary can accept neologisms if there are frequent enough references to its definition in common culture. "Following a thorough appraisal we are now satisfied that 'ronaldo' has become sufficiently analogous with a lying, pig-eyed sack of donkey turds." Websters Dictionary also had ''Fat necked effeminate cheating ponce'' abbreviated as 'Ronaldo' in the 2008 edition.

She needs to switch to the different skin, bottom left. Probably.

I dont know why the FA dont just give ManUtd the league title at the beginning of each season. Riverdance gets booked for diving, then within clear sight of the ref -who had an AIG shirt on I think -kicks out at a player. So the player that should have been sent off, scores the winner. Still I'm sure the FA will act retrospectively, as they did with SWP. ......Will they FUCK. With the penalty, Blackburn would have won. How many times has this scenario been played out at the Theatre of Crap ? How much longer do we have to put up with clear ref knobbling/intimidation by Ferguson and his hangers on ??

Well come on BB post something interesting Mike and Lampards bitch are missed, though Hanuma , dont know if you realised it, used to patronise you to death. He never went to games, and argued the toss with anyone just for the sake of it. Him and dooder were the same person imo -and his user name says it all about arrogance -it means ''God of the Monkeys''.

Lol endless possibilities. Halfway through the programme afterwards cut to naked dressing room. Just as Lampard scores winner switch to Harry Hills Burp.....

Anyone watch him last night ? Is still a top player instrumental in Copenhagens equaliser against Citeh. To me we would not be where we are today -or have won the two titles without him -he scored the second against the dippers on the final day of the 2003 season to give Chelsea a 2-1 victory, and the important fourth place in the league, ala CL qualification. Without that, Abramovichs radar wouldnt have picked up a fair to middling SW6 team. Also, his subbing against the Arse in THAT semi made both the goals. Shame about his crossing though

Good point - theres no way a club would let their talisman go in the old days, now with the lure of cash its different. Hes been a bit pony of late, but he would not want to go, and his vocal inspiration is also underated. Hope he has an enduring future, starting tomorrow against Villa who he debuted against 11 years ago

Was a bit of a child prodigy, and that seems to be spilling into adulthood. He better score soon or I'm going to get all the West Stand booooing.

Blimey didnt know that about Sky ! Got a good feeling about this game -Drogba will get at least one , impressed with his recent comments. Think the players want to play for Hiddink....

Relaibly informed that on Youtube there is film of a man fucked to death by a horse, and another being fucked by a giraffe.....if you're into that kind of thing...

Thought Villa were pretty average last night, especially Young and Agbonlahor -overated shite Hiddinks boys will get the result.

Be up for this. See myself as a sort of midfield general, Mikelesque. Nothing to do with not being able to move that fast you understand.

Ha Ha dont know how made up this is -had it in an e mail. No source ?

7th March, Lunchtime KIck off apparently. Live on ITV for all you armchair boys and girls

Yup seems to be going quite well. Fan power is the new way forward http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...eet/7892627.stm

Ken Bates said the problem with Abramovich is that he knows nothing about football. A bit short of the mark but not far off. The problem with Abramovich is that he has surrounded himself with Yes men, who like himself know little about football. Chelsea Football Clubs chairman is his lawyer. Green, Tenebaum, Buck are all matey jews together. Peter ''Grant is taking us to the next level '' Kenyon has his tongue constantly round Romans ringpiece. ''Grant has signed for four years why would he be sacked ?'' he said before sacking him a month later. Yes I was one of the thousands in the MHL who sang ''Stand up if you hate kenyon'' after Ranieris sacking, and various other times. Fans in far flung places who have never been to Stamford Bridge may like him, because they wouldnt have heard of Chelsea without his aggressive marketing, and have a lovely Made in China replica shirt. From his smug walking up the steps in the Luzikni Stadium to quickly get a Champions League medal whilst the players were so depressed, to his deaf ears to all fans needs, I despise him. Do not have any illusions he has Chelsea at heart. When/if Abramovich sells, guaranteed Kenyon will be ther toadying up to him to syphon a few more million quid out of the deal for himself, before he slimes of to sell some sub- prime.....

WHERE ARE TOOTHLESS HAGS? DEMANDS HOMESICK PAVLYUCHENKO SPURS striker Roman Pavlyuchenko last night hit out at England's lack of beetroot sandwiches and ugly, toothless old hags. Volgograd's Miss Beetroot 2008The £14m signing has revealed how he misses walking down a street and being accosted by dozens of bearded old women wrapped in shawls. Pavlyuchenko said: "They cackle, they shake baby in face. In London, is not so much. Except maybe on underground. "I come to England in hope of better life. But where is brutalist architecture, apart from Coventry? When will wind chill reach minus 40? And how I find man who poke dancing bear with sharp wooden stick?" The striker added: "The Spurs canteen offers fruit, salad, pasta. Where is fried beetroot toastie and potato marmalade? "And training ground is so smooth and flat. Where tractor ruts? Where drums full of industrial waste? Where deformed nuclear sheep?" Pavyluchenko said settling into the English way of life had been difficult, particularly as he has been forced to spend much of his spare time teaching Andy Gray and Mark Lawrenson how to pronounce his name. Spurs boss Harry Redknapp admitted many of his new signings were finding it difficult to acclimatise, adding: "We have to keep stealing things from Robbie Keane and then selling them back to him in the pub. "And since moving from Man Utd Fraizer Campbell has found it very difficult to get used to that whole 'being in a team that could get relegated' thing."