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I think the Sun are making this into more than it is. If you stole £800+ worth of stuff theres no way the old bill would just give you a caution. You'd be nicked.

Signature No 22 should swing it. Winger like Super Dan Petrescu would be more useful atm!!

This was supposed to be in January wasnt it ? -with Zola, Poyet, Wise, Vialli etc. ''...some of the greatest players to grave the Bridge.'' Presumably they mean ''grace'', though ''grave'' applies to some...

Between Fergies freaks and and the murderers I'd prefer the lesser of the two evils... Agree with this From 'Vital football'

He presents Top Gear , a car programme on BBC, and is always controversial. Top Gear is like D-Motor on German TV...

I blame Mourinho We didnt lose to the yids till he appeared. Kicking off late was the ideal opportunity to narrow the gap -why oh why leave it so late to have a go at them ???? Murderers flew out the traps against Villa, and suddenly the CL game looks extremely dodgy....

Love him or hate him he has a way with words -and at least he joined in with the singing !

Theyve got the biggest knobs... and sings Fuck Off Robinho

lol Post of The Day !

Instead of double Physics -I dont know youth of today.... So in all probablity another all English final.....getting a bit predictable/boring, I can hear the collective yawns throughout the rest of Europe as I type this....

Lol I meant next year alright smartarse, what are you doing bunking off school anyway Knew it woul dbe the wallpushers -media dream. Nice easy draws for Fergies Freaks and the Arse.....

Through respect for the bloke , a new found confidence and desire to play has emerged from the squad. They know Hiddink is a legend, is clever and controlled, and things are looking rosy. Even better if Abramovich -(who is his defacto paymaster in the Russian position), persuades him to stay on.....

Medias dream story - cellar, sex, rape, imprisonment --and everyone being voyeuristic, and moralising about a pathetic control freak.

11:00 am today 70% chance of English teams playing each other. With new found confidence Chelsea can beat anyone imo. Whats the betting drawn against the Wallpushers ? Athletico Madrid are my dark horses to win the thing outright....

Trying to keep up with Best and Gazza would be tricky

No titles but may win lookey-likey Competition Its Not Unusual

Drogba, Lampard and Terry would be funny. I had a few with Osgood couple of years ago which was good. Would also be intersting to have a few with Mourinho (if he drinks) Jimmy Greaves, and the late Brian Clough ....

Cant think of many at the moment, but Malouda needs a slap, Gerrard of course, Ronaldo for being just a cnut, and Joey Barton for being a total thug. Oh and Robbie Savage for elbowing Kezman on his CFC debut -he was never the same after that....

Thats true DV he rises to the big occasions - be some blinding header to beat the goons in the semi or something. That said, reckon this could be his last season in blue...

Showed so much talent originally -now it seems he has a spliff before every game or something. Hes not Dutch is he ?

Dont worry he'll remain Samsunged unless Abramovich has another fit of pique, and fancies a ready made star studded 30 something midfield with the likes of Ronaldinho etc because his investments have suddenly shot up again. Highly unlikely. It would be weird if no clubs were watching him.

Exactly -as if a ''source close to Abramovich'' is going to ring up News of the World and say ; '' Ere, tell you what'' ''What ?'' ''That Abramovich, the one I'm really close to '' ''Yeah'' ''Going to have a ruthless purge of the 30 year olds'' ''Is he ?'' ''Yeah, put it in your paper, and send me £50 ok, because I'm a bit skint'' ''I thought you said you were close to Abramovich'' ''I am, but havent you heard of the credit crunch ?''

BB, watching a few Swedish pornos doesnt count

Their police seem to have a different value system. They treat all Englsh fans as potential hooligans, and let their little darlings get away with loads before they do anything. I saw it in Milan. Couple that with the Italian 'fashion' of most yoof having knives, its dangerous for any English to go there...

A friend went , and he said the Italians were flashing their knives through the perspex wall that separated the fans. Cowards weapon...