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I think when they say an ''astay'' its a way of saying its suspended, but not cancelled until the clubs full appeal has been heard. Could be wrong though...

Probably right, and there will be purchases as a contingency that FIFAs joke is upheld. Gut feeling that it was a warning shot across footballs bows to try and prevent any similar occurences, and it wont be implemented

Good news but FIFA were just chucking their weight about. I think the press were also a bit premature this morning saying the club are ''definitely spending £50 million in January'', and even more mental than usual quoting a ''Chelsea source'' saying ''we will spend more than Man City, because the ban will be lifted''. The Chelsea ''source'' undoubtedly being a figment of their imagination FIFA were waving a big stick about, and it was inevitable that it was Chelseas head it came down on and not Man Utd , Real Madrid.....

Just so, so wrong. On one hand, Ron ''I'm a cunt'' Gourlay says its paramount to keep the heritage of Stamford Bridge, yet in the same breath he's advocating it being allowed to be called the Tampax Arena or Pringles Stadium ..or who ever pays the most cash. Our Summer tours of Californian and other US Stadia with names to make you cringe gives an insight to where we're heading. Mc Burger Disney Arena etc. Gourlay has proven he's worse than Kenyon so far. Stamford Bridge it should remain -it's not as if we need the cash either. Get a grip Roman, and remember its the fans that made what you bought.

Thirteen goals in 3 games, none against - fantastic, and can hopefully continue against Madrid. Villa and Wigan were definite wake up calls....

BENITEZ BLAMES FREAK GOAL ON GIANT INVISIBLE NUDISTS LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez has blamed Sunderland's deflected goal on Chippy and Lyndsey, two nude invisible giants who, he claims, will do anything to thwart his happiness. 'But they're standing right there!' screamed the Liverpool coach He said: "I have been plagued by gigantic seaside paraphernalia for months, but you all pretend not to notice. "When Bent's shot went in I shouted, 'See? I am not crazy. Now apologise to me and my seahorse'." Describing Chippy and Lyndsey as 'five times taller than humans and eight times taller than Sammy Lee', he added: "They interfere with my team selections, they bribe referees and they are painted bright orange from head to foot." An FA spokesman said: "Mr Benitez started raving to us about Chippy and Lyndsey so we sat him in a side-room with a cuppa until somebody from Liverpool could come and get him. "It's terrible they let him out on his own like that." Benitez's hallucinations have worsened steadily since arriving at Liverpool in 2004 sporting an imaginary falcon on his arm and insisting everybody address him as 'Senor Cheeks'. He immediately promised to rid Anfield of the vampire, cat-faced cockroaches that were infesting the changing rooms and after unveiling Fernando Torres in 2007, he went on to introduce Sammy Davis Jr and Secret Squirrel, whom he also believed he had signed. Club captain Stephen Gerrard said: "It's getting worse every week. After the Sunderland game he told us we could still win the league. Me and the lads all agree that he now needs a series of powerful electric shocks to the brain." Darren Bent's fifth minute shot struck a giant beach ball Benitez believes to have been dropped by his 60-foot tall enemies during one of their naked frolics.

Its not just the defenders that should be coated off -the attackers missed 3 clear chances in the 2nd half, and training is required not to shoot straight at the keeper. Thats what I like Aroop -positive thinking It was Villa away -always a fucker- and a lunchtime kick off after an international break. Liverpools balloon was a consolation anyway

Bitter little twats. Love it. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/84068-fuck-you.html

They really are scum. They were singing Matthew Harding songs on the Tube. They want symathy for Hillsborough and Michael Shields, but readily sing songs about Munich and Matt Harding. Things like pushing walls over and murdering 39 innocents at Heysel, slashing kids faces and backs with Stanley knives, are kindly forgotten. Anyway, the game --Absolute joy. Drogba immense, ...and theres something rattling around Terrys pocket, wants to get out.......oh its the blonde poof boy/girl Torres.

Classy type of fans http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8599/beautsatreadingds6.jpg

On the face of it this is a bad time to face them. I hope this week Lampard, and Terry instil some fight in the team and Ancellotti proves his worth, and isnt Scolari Mk 2. Got to keep the faith -3-1 Chels.

Arsenal, Man utd and Yid supporting cnuts at work having cheap jibes. Anyone would think we're being relegated. The worst was a QPR fan I said; ''When you're in a position to play us you can comment, till then fuck off'' ; Grrrrrrrr!!

Good news. Its what's called cramp through embarassment from a miskick

Good report Alex. Fantastic result against our old foe, and what a blinding goal by Ashley Cole. Best left back in the World.....

Went absolutely mental at the end as did most... Brilliant!! Ref was very cuntish in booking Kalou just because he jumped when Delap was taking his throw.

Its being described as tapping up by the BBC and French media. Anyway its the same thing. There is a chink of light in the fact that the club Sirius? did the same with an Egyptian keeper, FIFA handed them a new signing ban, and the Court of Arbitration, (highest sport court) has suspended FIFAs decision. The football authorities seem to be chucking their weight around at the moment, Eduardo, hoolaganism panics, and now this. They should be doing something positive for the fans , instead of just being attention seeking control freaks.

Have to see what comes of the appeal. Seems as though they are just taking the piss, and trying to make a Mutu type example. -what about all the other tapping up thats gone on ? Terry at Man city, Arsenal, not to mention Fergusons antics.

He was a scapegoat. With half of young society snorting the old marching powder every weekend, guaranteed loads of players were at it, and still are when they can get away with it. His harsh punishment has acted as a deterrent.

I think it was known for a while that there would be no more acquisitions -it's a squad capable of winning domestic and European silverware, and importantly with a tremendous spirit. Incidentally, good to see kakuta having a decent reserve game.....

Not sure about this. OK blatant cheating needs to be eradicated, but what about dives elsewhere apart from the penalty area, will they be retrospectively charged ? What about whne the ref books someone for diving in the penalty area and it turns out it should have been a geuine penalty ? Does the ref get banned ? . This could be a dangerous precedent -then again if UEFA lokk on Youtube and type in 'Gerrard Dives' -he would get a life ban........ http://news.bbc.co.u...ope/8223917.stm

DINOSAURS SOUNDED LIKE SCOUSERS, SAY EXPERTS THE steaming Jurassic jungles were alive with the sound of dinosaurs that sounded like aggrieved Scousers, paleontologists have claimed. The fossilised skull of the Arkidosaurus His theory, confirmed by Wikipedia, suggests the extinction of the dinosaurs may have been caused by mass suicide after the giant creatures could no longer bear to listen to themselves. He added: "Dinosaurs existed for 160 million years. So anyone who's used the Euston to Liverpool train - a journey time of just three hours - can fully appreciate the true horror." Archaeological digs in Arizona have uncovered the partial remains of a Velociraptor signing a book of condolence and what was previously thought to be fossilised scales surrounding bones is probably change stolen from a child dinosaur's piggy-bank. Professor Brubaker explained: "The primordial plains would have sounded like the outside of Yates' Wine Lodge after last orders. "Imagine watching Jurassic Park while dragging your nails down a blackboard and having your DVD player nicked at the same time. Something like that." Despite Hollywood frequently being criticised for scientific inaccuracy, Brubaker feels the Spielberg blockbuster echoes his theory exactly. "Some of the dinosaurs were portrayed as slow-moving, dimwitted and prone to shitting where they stood. But most were sneaky, vicious bastards, wearing Carlsberg replica shirts, that would wreck your house and bite your face off if they weren't behind bars. "So, in other words, Bootle on a Saturday night." Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, has examined the throats of major breeds of dinosaur and insists they would have produced a noise similar to a rusty wheel spinning in a tuba full of phlegm, or a Steven Gerrard post match interview.

Will soon. IT bloke at work is going to sort out wireless stuff. Logged in with next doors signal but its not strong enough.

He was certainly one of the best, if not the best striker in the World -still shows flashes of brilliance....but whether Serie A gave him more room and years were on his isde it seems that he will be down the pecking order. Brings up all the questions again -was he an Abramovich signing, etc

Not sure he does have a future.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/Chelsea/6097696/Andriy-Shevchenko-to-be-left-out-of-Chelseas-Champions-League-squad.html

Yup most hooliganism involves loads of shouting, running away, wearing label gear, posturing and holding arms aloft.. Thats true. In the eighties the media had, and I kid you not, a league table of hooliganism. So on the one hand they condemn it as mindless, and yet on the other, they encourage it as much as they can. Without hooliganism and ficticious transfers, most of these sports 'writers' would be out of a job......