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Yes he should stay until hes too shagged OK cant do 90 minutes but can change a game when he comes on

Maybe should be in the joke thread http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1265326/Marlon-King-Shamed-Wigan-star-converts-Islam-names-hero-Abu-Hamza.html

Difference in Italy is that the Ultras are actually part of the clubs -and have a say in how the clubs are run. Think he is being polite when he says the atmosphere are better for Prem games. Some games hear you can hear the players shouting on the pitch - I dont want fullscale riots, but the sanitisation of games and behaviour by thug stewards is criminal.

RupertcuntingMurdoch... ..trying to add 'drama' to the run in. Sunderland v ManUtd at 4:00pm with which title could be decided....

hahaha brilliant weekend. Lots of booze, lovely weather, through to the yidless final ....best of all Yids have only fourth spot to play for now when they play the Arse.... The Murderers will have nothing to play for when they play us....

Will definitely be covered on your buildings insurance. Brought some of the bathroom ceiling down when insulating the loft. Insurance co. paid contractors, decorated the whole room -prob a £1500 job but the contarctors scam 4k out the insurance company !

Those stats from BBC look impressive -but we havent been called ''the Pensioners'' for about 20 years

Getting knocked out of Europe has allowed the club -and now Yernited and Arse as well, to concentrate on the league. If anything we're now at a disadvantage with one or two FA cup games I wouldnt say we ''whimpered out of Europe so pathetically'' , we were denied three clear penalties and were better than Inter overal. There was some shocking Euro refereeing.

Had a similar thing with water from bathroom leaking into kitchen below -was the bath waste pipe. Not saying that s what it is in your case Sam, but it was a loose connection. Contact the people who fitted the bathroom ? Explain to them in detail how your'e going to come round and refit their faces if they're reluctant.

Could be on to something there DV -it doesnt help with two thirds of Old Trafford wearing Norwich scarves and having no faith in the owners. The Glazer parasites will limit transfer activity in the Summer, could be red decline. Sometimes I think Ferguson has lost the plot, but seems to bounce back. Recently though, like after going out to Bayern, he seems a bit senile. Spitting red wine and saying ''typical Germans'' -racist old fart -will UEFA act ? Wont hold my breath. With Ivanovich, Cole and SEN back great boost for the last few games....

Can see this being a bit tricky as well - O'Neill isnt thick and will tactically have worked things out. That said Chels will edge it. Good that Ivanovich on the bench as well...

At half time D and G time Thought here we go again, Reyes was going to go on a rampage. For the second half Ranieri must have instilled the belief - superb - could have been better with Ashley Cole clearing off the line in his gooner days

Cant believe its so long ago... Reyes on the stroke of half time -Lampards equaliser - Bridges perfect one-two with Gudjohnsen to stun Arsenal. One of the greatest Chelsea nights ever -(missed the last few minutes having knocked myself semi conscious)

Cole would have made all the difference. Oh well, move on....

Reckon the players will have the bit between their teeth now and will do the business. No one to stand in the way...

Fantastic tactics by Ancellotti -worked well. Also when you think we had Essien, Ashley Cole, Carvalho missing. Word up for ref as well -had most spot on -missed some of the bleeding obvious, but let the game flow for the first fifteen, twenty minutes when he could have quite easily stopped for loads of fouls. (Who'd be a ref getting £500 for that, when some of teh players get £100 000 for near enough one game !??) Loads of Asian, Chinese plastic Manc fans with Norwich scarves giving bitter wanker signs -love it. Even Rooney fucked off early....

Malouda has this deceptive languid pace when going past players, good turn, and manages to stay on his feet. Real danger to any team. MOM for me. Good to see Joe Cole edging his way back to his previous form , and a new contract looks a real possiblity now.

Make or break time for him looming.... He has these last few games to impress the people that matter, and to determine whether he gets that lucrative contract. I am not even sure he will be given the chance , hes been so pony. If he played for Man Utd he'd be as prolific and deadly as Rooney as Ferguson knows how to cajole and bully someone like him into brilliance. The only time he was truly World class was when Mourinho made him have extra training and publicly berated him. Hope he comes good, but running out of time...

Oh for fucks sake this comes up all the time. Right, when Captain Birdseye bought the Bridge for £1 Marler Estates wanted to have the mining rights because they had discovered Celery deposits at around 1500ft below the Shed. Bates was having none of it, took them to the High Court and said that vegetables at that depth were endangered throughout the Western hemisphere, and that should the World Wildlife fund get involved, then Marler Estates would be taken to the Court of Human (and vegetable) Rights. They then sold the Bridge to Bates and he made the Chief Executive of Marler Estates run round the touch line with a bunch of celery rammed up his arse before the Wolves game. The rest is history.....

Hes an agent sent to destroy the pikeys by Roman. *does that evil laugh thing*

Back for proper training in two weeks, strengthening the ankle by running on sand atm - Reuters

Would like to see Matic and kakuta getting involved as well. The way the hierarchy works though means they would get games if the league was in the bag or league cup games . Good that Cech is fit, given that I see; Cech, Ferreira, Alex, Terry, Zhirkov; Kalou, Lampard, Mikel, Malouda; Drogba, Anelka.

Agreed. Occasionally frutrating but which player isnt ? -will always be a Chelsea 'great' -up there with Tambling, Greaves, Zola, Dixon -will be a big part of Chelsea history in years to come.

Brilliant analysis there. Combination of lack of creatives and desire has been around for a while now. Against Inter (dragging it up again) -cheating UEFA didnt help -and another thing ! -Only one added minute in that first half -just as we were more than likely to score when there should have been at least 3 and only four added minutes in the second half when their keeper was down for 5 minutes ?? Still, win the next two games, 6 points, and back on track ....

No he doesnt break his leg. Media hysteria again, the blokes leg is bruised. Read all about it! Read all about it ! Terry has a shit.