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Aston Villa 2-0 Middlesbrough, 19:45 Chelsea 3-0 Derby, 20:00 Portsmouth 2-1 Birmingham, 19:45

I have something slightly easier on the brain Avram, you're a cunt, Avram, Avram, you're a cunt

I'll be there barring any major mishaps, East Lower for this one

I believe Carlos Tevez has the second award wrapped up.

Our RBs for next season would be excellent with Alves, Ferreira and Ivanovic. Alex can operate there too. I'd be happy to offload Belletti.

I'd have more respect for the guy if he said Grant was a clueless fuckwit. Some primary evidence would go down well.

The first one is scratching its head. No names necessary.

He's a prick.

Someone needs to get the players in line cause Grant's fucking useless.

Grant's biggest achievement would be getting us an automatic place in the CL group stages.

For those interested - Benzema signed a one year contract extension at Lyon and has stated he has no intention of leaving until the summer of 2009.

He was fit and well by his own admission. He was dropped/rested - depends how you see it.

Granted we lost to Barnsley, but to put it rather bluntly, Derby are shit. I'll be very surprised if we don't put three or more past them and even more surprised if they register a single shot on target

You're right - its purely about confidence. Put three past Derby on Wednesday and it will be as if nothing has happened.

Pizarro, Ben Haim, Sidwell - all three of them are deadwood. I can see Drogba and possibly Lampard leaving in the summer, but that would only suit us in my opinion. Our three main targets in the summer should be Benzema, Dani Alves and Luka Modric in my opinion, with David Villa another.

Ten Cate and Clark might actually inspire the players. Steve's body language has been so negative since Grant became manager, although I can't blame him.

Aguero, David Villa and Benzema would be brilliant in our squad, I feel. It would cost a lot of money but we can easily get £30 out of Drogba and Shevchenko together.

I wouldn't go as far as saying that, Esk, Shevchenko is one of the very few players who tries all the time even when the world is against him.

You forgot the limited edition Avram Grant stock as well.

Agreed - we win our games in hand and we are two points behind them... AND they have to come to the Bridge. Saying that, Grant will just go all out for the 0-0 draw to preserve the home record. Cunt.

Semi-final line-up: Barnsley Portsmouth West Brom Cardiff What were the odds on any of those four getting this far? Barnsley v Pompey final would be awesome.

Spot on. Get the cunt out.

And he might just bring David Bentley with him, who I'd seriously like at the club.