BlueLion.

Joe Cole. Joseph Fucking Cole. I'm going to go gay for that bloke.

Why isn't the prick bringing on Shevchenko or Ballack? TWAT!

Grant's a clueless tosser. Yes, bring on Alex. But carry on attacking you tosser.

3-3 "3-1 and you fucked it up" Sounds familiar?

Spurs have gone three at the back Is Ramos pissed?

Essien hits the post with a brilliant drive. Darren Bent strips off for Spurs, ready to come on for Keane most likely.

What a save by Carlo

3-2, Berbatov.

Youth team won 3-2 4-3 aggregate

6-1 please.

Like a say - he is an excellent player but I do not like his personality. Call me bitchy but he just oozes arrogance. Don't get me wrong he is an awesomely talented young man but in my team? No thanks. Give me Lampard every day.

Just watching replays of that Ashley Cole incident. Here's what happens: Cole launches himself at Hutton, Cole realises he's about to get booked and launches tirade at ref Alan Wiley, incidicating he went for the ball, tirade at Wiley continues, supported by a number of Chelsea team-mates. Caroline Cheese = cunt.

I wouldn't go that far

Half-time. 2-1.

I hate Ronaldo but you can't deny he is a fucking brilliant player. Ashley Cole has been yellow carded for a nasty tackle. Lucky, lucky boy.

Good goal by Michael Essien. Ronaldo has scored two for United, though.

Of course we will fuck it up. Grant is our manager.

DROGBA 1-0

Hey hey, let's keep things friendly please. TB has every right to ask for credit for the pictures, though I don't condone his method of saying so.

You're right CM. Hopefully we will demonstrate our attacking abilities tonight.

Very strong bench. Sheva and SWP seem to play well at WHL

I'd go for Ferreira ahead of Belletti in this game and I can see Cashley and Claude getting rested. No other changes except Pete in for CC.

I fancy United to go unbeaten to the end of the season. They have hit form at the right time, much like us and Liverpool.

Thanks for reading! Unfortunately I didn't - Sunderland is one of my favourite away days but I have had family commitments recently. Next season will be a definite though

Grant's clueless anyway, he only has one trick and that's to fuck things up.