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  1. Nathan Aké VS Middlesbrough 720P BY ANDRECHO https://vimeo.com/60800117
    8 points
  2. If you're talking about the Hazard of Schlongs, I must have the Torres of Schlongs because mine never scores. I guess I should just be thankful mine doesn't lose its balls after just its first few touches though.
    4 points
  3. It's a bigger shame that you continually criticise him without backing up your reasons for doing so. If you don't want him here, maybe come up with someone better.
    3 points
  4. I bet someone is happy about that news... Not mentioning any names... (He's from Sao Paulo)...
    3 points
  5. Good performance. Nothing spectacular but very composed from the young man. Let's no get carried away though. He did well against Middlesbrough, like Luiz did well against Aston Villa. Let's wait and see if he can do it against Bayern Munich and Barcelona, like Mikel can. We all got ahead of ourselves with Kakuta and McEachran, and look how those two have ended up.
    3 points
  6. I'm afraid not a lot of you will have seen the interview (let alone be able to understand a single word they say ). So here's the summary of the most important things that have been said: He's feeling really well and is in Belgium because his Brother (Jordan Lukaku) came back from the Viareggio Cup (Anderlecht's -21 won the tournament and Jordan played a hell of a tournament => AC Milan showed interest today). Romelu had a day off and wanted to see his brother.Funny fact is that if Rom's had stayed at Anderlecht he too could have joined the team in the Viareggio Cup => he's still only 19
    3 points
  7. Or not enough vodka... From my experience, you are in the dodgy middle ground. You feel drunk but not so drunk that you can't feel anything anymore... Push through the pain...
    2 points
  8. call him: Captain von pussyinho... (I added the inho because you brazilians love that shit...)
    2 points
  9. It's quite, not quiet... MR SPELLING POLICE!!! THAT'S PAYBACK...
    2 points
  10. This has to be the cutest thing ever:
    2 points
  11. But in your photo you do look quiet young
    2 points
  12. 2 points
  13. I will just wait till you get promoted!
    2 points
  14. They are my buddies on facebook already! I am actually a secret detective they hired to see how you were behaving. You either increase my reputation by 1000 likes or I email them my full report...
    2 points
  15. So...how are everyone's penises feeling today? ( @Rmpr :P ) We normally don't. I've honestly never had this conversation in my life, at least not so seriously. But the guys here are perverted ..."special"
    2 points
  16. Just have normal/decent length, but awesome girth and huge balls here. The Hazard of Schlongs, so to speak!
    2 points
  17. What have Tottenham Hotspurs & Oscar Pistorius got in common?...without Bale they'd be f*cked
    2 points
  18. After reading this thread, How many TC members measured their 'member'?
    2 points
  19. There is no limit to the 'shit-ness' of this song.... @backstreet09 you like?
    2 points
  20. I kinda want to punch her in the throat
    2 points
  21. @rmpr What. The. Fuck. That shit is gay as fuck.
    2 points
  22. I'm away for a couple of days and you people start discussing each others' penises. Made me regret checking this thread for new posts.
    2 points
  23. He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing cont
    2 points
  24. @leif I am totally comfortable discussing your penis, its length and girth (which matters more, I have been told by the numerous women I have frequented in my life). Also the frequency of masturbation is a topic I quite enjoy from time to time. So no problem, mate! One more thing: It is not the size of the wave that rocks the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Before you get to that act, it is all about confidence - even in a degree we men cannot comprehend! Dare to approach and touch is what I say! With this wisdom left behind I will now google Babestation. Sounds quite stimulating. Cheers,
    2 points
  25. Suck my job you piece of porra!
    1 point
  26. @Liquidator, Try playing football, then you will know what if feels like to be torres.
    1 point
  27. Now now. Be careful there. You said they loved 'inho' and yet you called it shit. They'll be hunting you down with torches, vegetables before you know it...
    1 point
  28. Oooooooooooow Rmpr!!! I just knew you had a nice pussy, babe!!!!!
    1 point
  29. No clue. Brain not working for the day already. 'Have' 3 cats and named them - PMS Cat, Fat Cat and Forever Sleeping Cat.
    1 point
  30. NAHhhhhh we arent gonna sign him
    1 point
  31. Great plan, but Mods can't edit reputation, go try it on an Admin
    1 point
  32. Would you believe i fell asleep watching the boro game?? Couldn't handle it anymore..
    1 point
  33. Hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha MY GOD!!! I almost shit myself reading that!!!
    1 point
  34. @ Stingray Me too. I am definitely South African. Quite Strange how accurate it is.
    1 point
  35. Worst music video ever! http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ZPquKk2r8Ys&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZPquKk2r8Ys&gl=NL
    1 point
  36. Luiz does pretty well at CB alongside a leader (eg. Luisao at Benfica...Silva for Brazil..and JT at Chelsea) BUT..when you play him alongside an average defender like Cahill, he doesn't know what to do...and then our defence becomes non existent...
    1 point
  37. It's from HBO's tv series Entourage. Check it out, I promise you won't be disappointed. Definitely one of my all-time favorite series, plenty of episodes too with 8 seasons.
    1 point
  38. Are you familiar with Star Wars? If you aren't you might wanna take a look at this...
    1 point
  39. Okay, now tell us your size.
    1 point
  40. Yeah damn straight. Dick is actually secondary, all you need to have is at least one finger, a tongue and a dildo. If you're japanese then an octopus wouldn't hurt.
    1 point
  41. You have a lot to learn about women, son. The answer is money.
    1 point
  42. Has Eden Hazard Been Worth The 32million Chelsea Paid For Him?http://www.football.co.uk/chelsea/has_eden_hazard_been_worth_the_32million_chelsea_paid_for_him__rss3772179.shtml ps: 10 goals 16 assists all comp
    1 point
  43. No you were wrong. Now it has...
    1 point
  44. Dr. Dre & Ali mixed Kendrick's 'good kid, m.A.A.d city' to death, you literally hear different drum snares and little touches every time it’s played, you hear something new, or gain a new perspective from the lyricism.
    1 point
  45. Changed my mind on Kendrick. Best alive.
    1 point
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  47. You are the dumbest person I've had the displeasure of conversing with, and my sister works at a school for retards.. The fact that you have any rep on this site just goes to show how bad this place is becoming..
    1 point
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