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That penalty fight is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. Bench Noni and Jackson a couple games 2 clowns.

Poch is enraged at the fighting over the pen, he is saying Cole is THE pen taker, and only if he wants to let someone else take one should he not be taking the pens

Caicedo's best Chels game BTW

Palmer IS THE PEN TAKER!!!!!!!! end of fucking story

Never understood why people are speaking about Osimhen like he has 30+ goals last 4 seasons. Even Vlahovic has been better in 3 of the last 4 Seria A seasons. Giroud this season also more goals.

The immaturity on show in that penalty spat highlights exactly what is wrong with this group of players and why they fold in so many key moments. I can often forgive lack of quality when you give it all for the team which. Jackson and madurke have often enough put in the yards but playing for the team is also about putting it first, being disciplined when it counts. Yesterday it didn’t count that much in the moment but it shines a bad light on our leadership. When Gallagher is the only one to step in after it went on for seconds there is something wrong with the character of team as well as the authority of the coach.

Madueke needs selling for peanuts. He's absolute wank and a selfish loser too. Palmer is going for the golden boot but bandana brain can't see that

Yeah good on Gallagher!!

Yep. Even then, 5 years and some of these muppets like Mudryk, Noni, Jackson will still be not good enough for a team of this level. Or not for starting anyway. Poch likely saying 5 years because the ownership have always been talking about the long term though. And the sporting directors seem to be of that mentality. It’s a shambles from top to bottom.

i keep thinking about that Sarri and Kepa debacle in the COC final in 2019, Azpi was awful as a captain that day, he did fuck all to solve the problem, Terry would never have allowed that shit to take place. I have a gut feeling if Caballero came on for Kepa we would have won the pen shootout.

There was no doubt who the designated penalty taker was in real pressure moments like the games against Man U and City.didnt see anyone fighting to take it off Palmer then.but padding their stats when already 4 nil up, oh they want to be "heroic" then..

Not really sure why Matt Law has become so toxic towards Chelsea. I know he often got inside information when Roman owned the team, but he has kept getting more negative since the team was sold.

Was clear as day that maatsen was a way bigger talent than chilwell or cucarella

Great win that, nothing much more to say about Palmer, he's just elite level. The fight was a joke, embarrassing really- only dark cloud on a very very good night Nice to see Poch flinging verbal punches and getting angry with some of this lot, he's too nice and need more of that

surely Fraudgate has to be looking to start another GKer Piggie is dire shit

Yeah - he's clearly reached snapping point. We need to be a team not a bunch of egos. Can't win anything unless everyone is pulling together in the same direction.

Yup - there is hope. Jackson shows there's not massive harmony in the team - shame, as if we had that - could be the makings of a great side. Need to lose the egos and play as a team.

Fkin love those heartfelt celebrations just look what it means to him. Always special having an academy boy score his first for us

Why doesn’t Poch clear this up schoolboy stuff

Gallagher stepped in to give the ball to Cole. Embarrassing look for Noni and Jackson there

Arsenal are London rivals and Liverpool are widely despised for their history with Chelsea, on and off the pitch. Nauseating as it is to have moneybags Citeh dominating, to most Chelsea fans it is definitely the lesser evil

Almost as good as a Chels win, seeing Klopp and Arteta fuck up 😍

Quite justified. Lost 8 duels, the most out of all the players on the pitch, and lost the ball 21 times in 89 minutes

Do not sign anymore players with LOW IQ and NONEXISTENT TECHNICAL SKILL. Our squad is already full of those.

Not a new figurehead we are needing, it is new OWNERS

Poch is at least right pointing to his head and heart when asked what were we lacking today. Out of possession and off the ball we were absolutely shocking and I'm sorry to pick someone out but Murdryk epitomised that today. For someone who was waiting for his chance, coming off a whirlwind international duty and against 10 men, he was abysmal out of possession, jogging around, and I'm well aware we could pick on the other 9 bar Palmer but summed us up today.

Yes before sacking the coach or buying any players they should do a total review of the medical team. This is just un aceptable. Getting new players or managers won't do it as they will be hamper by the incompetent of the medical team.

What a personality, this guy.

Sounds like the conspiracy theory of 911... It's 2024 and nothing came about that. Seems similar here. What it's the true heartbeat of the story was this: When October 7 happened I was terrified, because whenever an Israeli man [is] killed, they’re gonna kill a hundred or two hundred Palestinians,” This is the reality and this is happening now. So he wonder if it's it worth it at the end? This is the problem I have with Hamas. They don't care for their people! They are seeing their people die of hunger and not surrender... Not even worth mentioning that they still have captives..... Surely if the people are dying of food the captives would long be dead by now..... And not making excuses for Israel as they done their share of disaster as well. But Hamas a group that was elected by the people to represent them has little care for their own people.

Need to get rid of every CB, and get a new coach. Poch is dogshit.

Jackson has to start burying some of these chances

It's almost impressive how quickly American owners can destroy a club

This is all on Clownlake - sacking all the medical staff and outsourcing because its 'cheaper' Wankers

I don’t know. For the past 18 months since the changes made by Boehly/Clearlake to the medical department, the injuries/recovery timelines have been absolutely ridiculous. Under Tuchel, Potter, Lampard and now Poch. And even then, Poch has never a huge record of players getting injured constantly at any other club in his career either so wouldn’t see how that would start here given how fit his teams are usually (say usually because some of our mob in particular Enzo Fernandez, Axel Disasi, Reece James & Ben Chilwell when both have played, barely look like their fit enough to play Sunday league football never mind professional). It is ironic as well all the players that seem to be getting regular or big injured are guys with poor injury histories. Not sure whats in the tweet as been deleted.

gets killed? he's one of the most inaccessible people on earth regardless of what his cult members think. Besides, it's his people with all the guns. Impeached? not with this partisan congress. Still think it's going to be hard for him to survive the videos of the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol -- it will be non-stop closer to the election.

Chelsea willing to pay 25-year-old’s release clause, star ready to join the Blues https://www.caughtoffside.com/2024/03/24/Chelsea-want-victor-osimhen/ The Blues are in desperate need of a quality striker and journalist Rudy Galetti has revealed that they are willing to pay the Nigerian international’s release clause at the end of the season. Osimhen has a release clause of around €120-130 million and Chelsea are now negotiating payment terms with Napoli. Agreeing on personal terms with the striker will not be a problem and Osimhen is reportedly keen on a move to Chelsea. The Blues have struggled to score goals consistently and they need a reliable goalscorer next season. Osimhen helped Napoli win the league title last season and he scored 31 balls across all competitions. The striker has 13 goals in all competitions this season and there is no doubt that he could transform Chelsea in the final third. Victor Osimhen could transform Chelsea The 25-year-old is at the peak of his powers and he will want to compete at the highest level. Even though Chelsea have failed to secure Champions League qualification and they have had a disappointing season, they are still one of the biggest clubs in the world and they have the resources to put together a side capable of winning major trophies. Osimhen has been linked with other clubs in recent months as well but it seems that Chelsea are the only ones willing to break the bank for him. The Blues will be desperate to bounce back strongly and get back into the top four next season. Signing a quality striker like Osimhen could make a big difference in the final third and help them turn things around.

Stunning strike by Cuthbert seals the points v Wet Spam. Her 7th goal against them back on top of the table

The same could be said about Jackson...and Mudryk...and Madueke....and then we realise why our attack is so bad, they don't have enough experience to play week in week out at this level. Fofana should definitely be given a run in pre-season to see what he's got.

Put them all over the stadium.

Poch loves height so I would say one of the CM's. For me Carney is one of those players who is great further up the pitch but would have a better career if he added some defensive nous to his game and became an 8. Personally, I really like him so hopefully he can do something like that.

If nothing else, in the next preseason, the Chelsea coach should try a Jackson-Fofana front two for a few

It's funny how Thiago Silva have been exiled since his wife speak it is time for change and obviously she wasn't referring to Pochettino. Clowns . Will be gold to hear what he will said after he will be free agent in the summer what is really is behind the scene .

This one is actually good though. Reminds me of Doku

Sjoke's good form continues. Two more goals for her tonight. 3-0 is great but I found large parts the first leg vs Ajax frustrating to watch. Too many moments of poor play featuring bad passing, loose control, third or even fourth best options selected in given situations. To have played so relatively poorly but to have won so handsomely anyway was a surprise. Ajax had looked pretty good against Bayern and PSG in their group games so I expected more from them tonight.