Andy Craig Grant

Gutted.

Calm it guys. Still the mata of medical :eyebrows:

Calm it guys. Still a mata of medical

Lampard shit as usual. Can bet my house Josh won't replace him in the second half!

anyone got a good hd stream for the game?

streams anyone?

£23.5 mil (28 mil Euros)................Steal :541:

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Mind explaining how exactly will torres score if malouda remains the selfish twat that he is and lampard doesnt get leg transplants that he badly needs to keep providing those balls for torres to run into. I know its been a while since torres was scoring for fun so its easy to forget the likes of gerrard and alonso who kept feeding him balls. Torres IS NOT Drogba! You cant kick a ball up the field expecting torres to hold the ball up for the likes of Slo-Mo or aging Lampard to make those runs for our transfer policy strictly forbids us CFC fans to to see a good pacy winger playing at Bridge who can dribble and get past players anyways... Torres needs service and its time AVB and the board realise that.

Our midfield and supporting flanks are shite....again See what I did there?

Thats because their midfield pushes forward at the same time. Now compare that to lampard taking a walk in the park when we are *trying* to attack...

Hate saying this but lampard is past it, been a pedestarian these first 15 mins..

Nasri and Affelay Modric and Pastore are waaaay too expensive...

For AVB's sake, I hope he gets the whole 'evolution, not revolution' mantra out of his head soon. God help him if we dont finish in at least the top 2 or 3 this season. I dont even want to think about what Roman will do to him if that happens after splashing out £20 mil to get him (£13mil buyout clause and £7mil for Ancelotti) Bad players are beginning to make the average and good ones look bad. Its time we get rid of the likes of: Slo-Mo(£10mil back to France or Ac Milan), Kalou(£15mil, Arsenal as long as we convince Arsene he is under 25), Anelka(£8mil to PSG who have made it public they want him), Mikel (£15 mil to Italy), Bosingwa (£10mil, good player but too injury prone to provide cover or start in case IVA goes CB), Ferreira ( Been a good servant of the club but time to get him off the books with youth getting a chance to fill his boots) =£60 mil. Get: a PLAYMAKER - NASRI (£22 mil to replace lampard) a WINGER - SANCHEZ (£25mil to replace malouda) a WINGER/CF like AGUERO (£30mil to replace anelka) (Could also do with modric to replace essien long term) Promote: Sturridge (to replace Kalou) Josh (to replace mikel) Youth (RB)

Absolute dross! Wasnt expecting a 5-0 or 6-0 thrashing, only an improvement over the performance against portsmouth! I can only hope AVB wants to show Roman how badly our wing and midfield needs an overhaul by giving these players a runout today. Need to get rid of dead stock: Anelka, Malouda, Kalou, Mikel, Ferreira and put Lampard on the bench! Cue statements from our overpaid prima donnas: Terry - I can see myself as a Chelsea manager in the next three or four years when my fat contract runs out and I stop pretending to be a player in the changing room! Lampard - We can win everything there is with our current squad, no need for any changes at all. No need to panic at Manu who have strengthened a squad that outclassed us four times last season! Kalou - I can be the next big thing, just need to try and realise I have to keep my head up in the game and do the simple things first. Malouda - You cant *possibly* get rid of me, Im CFC's Giggsy who will continue being the selfish twat who will NOT pass inside the box! Anelka - Let me run out my contract while I decide if I can pass forwards in a game!