The English Football Thread

[NikkiCFC 7,581]

Lamela another punchable face. 

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1 minute ago, NikkiCFC said:

Lamela another punchable face. 

holy shit, I was just typing the EXACT same thing!!!

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2 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Lamela another punchable face. 

add Alli for the triple play punch!

[Pizy 17,860]

Arse have been the opposite of us this season. We started well and dropped off a cliff until recently. They started poorly and are now in top form. Commentator on American TV said a bit ago that they have United next up but then a bunch of easy ones in their final 8.

In my opinion, it would be embarrassing to finish behind them this season. They don't have a better squad than we do, just more reliable goal scorers. 

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1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Arse have been the opposite of us this season. We started well and dropped off a cliff until recently. They started poorly and are now in top form. Commentator on American TV said a bit ago that they have United next up but then a bunch of easy ones in their final 8.

In my opinion, it would be embarrassing to finish behind them this season. They don't have a better squad than we do, just more reliable goal scorers. 

here is  nightmare scenario

table

1 Shitty

2 Liverpool (or even worse reverse them with Shitty and they win, but that has nothing to do with what follows)

3 Manure

4 Chels

5 Arse (or Spuds)

6 Spuds (or Arse)

and THEN

Arse wins EL

and (this is nightmare and the most unlikely)

Spuds win CL

we miss out on CL even though we are 4th in EPL

as only 5 EPL teams can go, and the 2 cup winners take the last 2 CL slots

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fuck!

pen

 

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spuds were offsides too!

[Pizy 17,860]

I'll take it, but Harry Kane is immune to the offside rule. How many times this season has he benefit from these situations!?

[!Hazard! 3,394]

I'd take this result

[Nicco 927]

Hope this is the final result, best one.

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1 minute ago, Pizy said:

I'll take it, but Harry Kane is immune to the offside rule. How many times this season has he benefit from these situations!?

it's outrageous that the cunt gets EVERY break!!!

[NikkiCFC 7,581]

Best result for us but English referees are really something. Every weekend major mistakes! Just introduce VAR don't be so stubborn like guys on Wimbledon where they needed 20 years to put roof of central court. 

[Pizy 17,860]

Unreal. Un-fucking-real.

[AndersonBLUE 819]

haha...

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wow

pen

probably fair after that bollocks

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hmmmmm

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horrid pen, just terrible

[Pizy 17,860]

Danny Rose in midfield is a horror show. He has given it away in terrible positions about 5 times.