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[iceboy 992]

Former Borussia Dortmund boss Jurgen Klopp is Liverpool's first choice to replace Brendan Rodgers (BBC) #BVB #LFC

I hope they appoint Klopp. I don't want Carlo to go there because they would fly.

[Fernando 6,375]

I hope they appoint Klopp. I don't want Carlo to go there because they would fly.

Are you serious?

Klopp is better and will make them a real title contender like he did with Dortmund.

Carlo needs big stars and that won't happen at Liverpool.

[Oscar 441]

High press tactics in a team filled with injury prone players...

Klopp will need to sell and buy a ton of players at Liverpool.

[iceboy 992]

Are you serious?

Klopp is better and will make them a real title contender like he did with Dortmund.

Carlo needs big stars and that won't happen at Liverpool.

Well that's imo.

[Reddish-Blue 2,213]

Interesting rumor..

[Special Juan 27,093]

:lol:

[iceboy 992]

[Last Sicarius 610]

It would be good to see Klopp in England but in wrong team

[stroey 2,525]

BREAKING: Jurgen Klopp has told Liverpool that he wants to become the new manager. [bBC Sport]

Hmmm Klopp would be nice for the EPL, not good for us this season. I will be a tough battle with Spurs and Liverpool for the 4th spot.

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC Jan 3

Gerrard: “I wish I’d met Brendan when I was 24 because I think I’d be sitting here talking about a lot of titles that we’d won together.”

[hamad138 190]

Klopp will need time. The next 5 fixture is so hard. He is no Vodoo magic who can change a club in 2 weeks

[lionsden 4,689]

Bad news.

[Fulham Broadway 16,386]

midfielder Stefan Effenberg has strongly hinted to the BBC's World Football programme that Jurgen Klopp will be the next coach of Liverpool.

"Liverpool is one of the greatest atmospheres. It’s pretty much the same as Dortmund," said the World Cup winner, who is a good friend of Klopp.

"The fans stay with everything behind the club and this is what Jurgen Klopp likes and what he needs.

“So I maybe, very soon, we’ll hear something from Jurgen Klopp, to make a decision, maybe, for Liverpool.”

Another deluded twat

[hamad138 190]

Is there some connection between UK Sky and German Sky.? I saw didi Hamann and Owen Hargreaves on both skys and even henry was there 1 time.

Anyways both were talking shit

[Fulham Broadway 16,386]

Is there some connection between UK Sky and German Sky.? I saw didi Hamann and Owen Hargreaves on both skys and even henry was there 1 time.

Anyways both were talking shit

Henry, fantastic player, but jesus what a dreadful pundit

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Chelsea need to start to do the same...

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Liverpool begin search for new chief turd polisher

Liverpool football club have this morning begun the search for a world-class turd polisher capable of turning their ‘squad’ into league champions.

Just hours after firing previous turd polisher Brendan Rodgers, the club has said it aims to make a quick appointment and will try to have a new chief turd polisher on board after the international break.

The decision to sack Rodgers has pleased Liverpool fans who for some unfathomable reason believe Liverpool should be incredibly successful, every single year, despite being a bit shit.

Poor deluded Liverpool fan Simon Williams told us, “Brendan Rodgers didn’t polish the Liverpool turd, so much as smear it across his chest and into the faces of the fans.”

“What people need to realise is that we should be winning the league every year, we just need a turd polisher with vision and a bit of tactical nous.”

“Our turd deserves to be league champions. The fact that Blackburn and Leeds have won the league more recently than we have is completely irrelevant.”

Football expert Les Walden, told us, “Look, Liverpool need to realise you can’t polish a turd, it’s just not possible.”

“The Liverpool fans should just be happy that manager after manager has rolled their turd around in a bit of glitter to at least make it look pretty.”

“But a turd is still a turd..

[Laylabelle 9,292]

Klopp to Liverpool looking more n more likely.shame liked them very crap..