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Help me out with a Brazilian. Romper isn't

HAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you.

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Montreal is a great city in many ways. It has a very European feel. Not the best place to learn French because it also has big Anglo population so you automatically migrate to them. Still, if you want to, you can definitely learn. Halifax is an interesting city as well. Smaller and right on the water. It's more like England than central Canada (in its maritime climate and more English culture). Sherbrooke is a very Quebecois city. Very few English speakers but even that could be interesting. Simon Fraser is in a beautiful setting, but it's actually just outside Vancouver in Burnaby which would annoy me. Ecole Polytechnique is good for engineering but is sadly most famous for a massacre there about 25 years ago where a man killed a bunch of women. If I had to pick, I'd probably pick Montreal because I am a big city person and Universite de Montreal (which the HEC is affiliated with) is probably the best university on the list although all of them are absolutely fine.

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HAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you.

So Romper likes em young, hey?

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HAHAHAHAHA. I would but you need to come to Brazil first. Besides, I think your chances are better with Romper, most of my female friends are 20 years old or more, I would say there's a slim chance for you. And I'm not picking on you.

What about Spike? I can turn the old ocker charm.

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"Oi love, where you been all me life? That's a nice handbag, mind if I fist your cunt?"

"Ladies, head round back, spread 'em and I'll be there in five."

"They'll be three hits tonight. Me hitting on you, me hitting your boyfriend and me hitting your frothing gash with me dick"

"Suck my cock"

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What about Spike? I can turn the old ocker charm.

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"Oi love, where you been all me life? That's a nice handbag, mind if I fist your cunt?"

"Ladies, head round back, spread 'em and I'll be there in five."

"They'll be three hits tonight. Me hitting on you, me hitting your boyfriend and me hitting your frothing gash with me dick"

"Suck my cock"

WORKS EVERYTIME

I would use the frothing gash. No doubt.

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I would use the frothing gash. No doubt.

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When my mates and I were 15/16 we were at a party. Everyone got crazy drunk. One fellow in particular let us call him Woodster, had to be escorted home by his very drunk older brother. When they got back to the house Woodster's brother threw him on the floor and pulled out the contents of his wardrobe on top of him. Eventually Woodster woke up and stumbled around to a mate's house. He walks in and asks 'Where is the Xbox 360?' the mate replies 'What!? I don't own an Xbox. Fuck off.'. Woodster stumbles into the mate's sister's room and only says 'Xbox 360' to which she replies with 'Fuck it, get on'. So they proceed to have sex for less then a minute before Woodster is kicked off and told to piss off.

The next day she said he was 'small but hard'. And he said she was 'dry as fuck'.

To this day I'm surprised he could even get an erection.

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