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I'm just waiting on the ...." A fella I used to work with"..... :wub: ......post.

A fella I used to work with..........reckoned he was into the "full unpeeled orange in the mouth with a black bin liner over his head" while he gave old Moby 40 lashes. And no, he wasnt a jock, (before any fuckwit asks!) he was quite open about telling every cunt about it, reckoned it gave him the mother of all orgasmatrons.

what would mummy have said is she's walked in on the process? :whistling:

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A fella I used to work with..........reckoned he was into the "full unpeeled orange in the mouth with a black bin liner over his head" while he gave old Moby 40 lashes. And no, he wasnt a jock, (before any fuckwit asks!) he was quite open about telling every cunt about it, reckoned it gave him the mother of all orgasmatrons.

what would mummy have said is she's walked in on the process? :whistling:

As used by Tory MP Stephen Milligan. if I remember rightly. MP for Hampshire , found dead in 1994.

Police found him wearing only stockings and suspenders, amyl nitrate orange in the gob, noose round his neck, and bin liner over the head. Lib Dems subsequently won the seat.

Ere' Avram, give it a try.

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As used by Tory MP Stephen Milligan. if I remember rightly. MP for Hampshire , found dead in 1994.

Police found him wearing only stockings and suspenders, amyl nitrate orange in the gob, noose round his neck, and bin liner over the head. Lib Dems subsequently won the seat.

If it's not bad enough actually trying that, then to actually kill yourself doing it. But the absolute WORST thing is being found in that state!!!! Oh, the shame of it....

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As used by Tory MP Stephen Milligan. if I remember rightly. MP for Hampshire , found dead in 1994.

Police found him wearing only stockings and suspenders, amyl nitrate orange in the gob, noose round his neck, and bin liner over the head. Lib Dems subsequently won the seat.

Ere' Avram, give it a try.

So what are you saying then?, you calling avram a wanker?? thumbsup.gif

wasnt that on the same level as Michael Hutchence too?

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Very harsh lady, Its really not a matter of us guys being more clever, more a matter of the female of the species being more simple :)

I'm going to take it you mean 'simple' as in 'easy to understand' because I know you wouldn't be derogatory. :)

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