The Official TC 'We Hate Tottenham' Thread

[Kez 2,727]

oh god lol

[terry26 6]

oh my

[Elliott 7]

Hahahaha. That tells you what the club thinks of itself, glorifying a draw!

[Steve 10,227]

lmao what tossas

[BlueLion. 21,491]

And soon to come from Spurs:

Tottenham 7

Tottenham Ladies Under 10s Reserves 7

4-1 down at half-time, witness the glory of Tottenham's friendly draw against their all-conquering Ladies Under 10s Reserves side.

A first-half hat trick from Jade Goody put the Under 10s 3-0 up with less than 20 minutes played, before Aaron Lennon struck home with a spectacular, technically amazing volley from on the goal-line that went in off the bar, that left the capacity crowd of 17 at White Hart Lane speechless.

However, referee Gary Glitter pointed to the spot in first-half stoppage time and Goody converted, firing beyond the despairing dive of Heurelho Gomes to put the Under 10s 4-1 up going in to the interval.

Spurs rallied in the second half and drew level with an astonishing period of play. David Bentley fired the home side back into contention with a stunning fluke goal from 40 yards that he actually didn't mean to do, and the Under 10s goalkeeper obviously didn't stand a chance, so in Manuel Almunia fashion, elected to dive backwards and push the ball into the net.

Jermaine Jenas made it 4-3 after Lily Savage purposefully slipped over on the half-way line. Jenas dribbled around like a headless chicken, going past tackle after tackle that didn't actually happen, before gloriously toe-poking the ball into the back of the net. The inspirational captain lead his side to glory when Lennon fired home to make it 4-4 after Modric had hit the post on purpose, and then went 6-4 up thanks to two goals from the brilliant Darren Bent, who poked home after the goalkeeper spilled a shot and then headed a cross from Corluka.

The Under 10s hit back first through Cilla Black, and then a bizarre finish from The Girl Who Played Hermione In Harry Potter bought the game level. Goody scored her fifth of the game after a racist outburst at the yellow ball caused it to roll away in fear, across the goal line and beyond the bemused Gomes, but she was later taken to hospital after Gomes accidentally punched her in the face when coming to catch the ball. She will not require surgery because doctors said there was a significant improvement.

However Spurs were not to be undone and a penalty from Gareth Bale sealed a phenomenal draw - a result that will surely mean glory for Tottenham.

SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Fanzone commentary from Sky Sports
• Reaction from both managers; Redknapp and Barrymore
• Post-match thoughts of Aaron Lennon, Vedran Corluka and Arsene Wenger (who unfortunately didn't see the match).
• Top 10 Spurs Come Backs Ever - 10 minute highlights of 10 of the greatest come backs in Tottenham history (took 60 fucking years to compile)

ALL THIS FOR JUST A FIVER!

[terry26 6]

And soon to come from Spurs:

Tottenham 7

Tottenham Ladies Under 10s Reserves 7

4-1 down at half-time, witness the glory of Tottenham's friendly draw against their all-conquering Ladies Under 10s Reserves side.

A first-half hat trick from Jade Goody put the Under 10s 3-0 up with less than 20 minutes played, before Aaron Lennon struck home with a spectacular, technically amazing volley from on the goal-line that went in off the bar, that left the capacity crowd of 17 at White Hart Lane speechless.

However, referee Gary Glitter pointed to the spot in first-half stoppage time and Goody converted, firing beyond the despairing dive of Heurelho Gomes to put the Under 10s 4-1 up going in to the interval.

Spurs rallied in the second half and drew level with an astonishing period of play. David Bentley fired the home side back into contention with a stunning fluke goal from 40 yards that he actually didn't mean to do, and the Under 10s goalkeeper obviously didn't stand a chance, so in Manuel Almunia fashion, elected to dive backwards and push the ball into the net.

Jermaine Jenas made it 4-3 after Lily Savage purposefully slipped over on the half-way line. Jenas dribbled around like a headless chicken, going past tackle after tackle that didn't actually happen, before gloriously toe-poking the ball into the back of the net. The inspirational captain lead his side to glory when Lennon fired home to make it 4-4 after Modric had hit the post on purpose, and then went 6-4 up thanks to two goals from the brilliant Darren Bent, who poked home after the goalkeeper spilled a shot and then headed a cross from Corluka.

The Under 10s hit back first through Cilla Black, and then a bizarre finish from The Girl Who Played Hermione In Harry Potter bought the game level. Goody scored her fifth of the game after a racist outburst at the yellow ball caused it to roll away in fear, across the goal line and beyond the bemused Gomes, but she was later taken to hospital after Gomes accidentally punched her in the face when coming to catch the ball. She will not require surgery because doctors said there was a significant improvement.

However Spurs were not to be undone and a penalty from Gareth Bale sealed a phenomenal draw - a result that will surely mean glory for Tottenham.

SPECIAL FEATURES:

• Fanzone commentary from Sky Sports
• Reaction from both managers; Redknapp and Barrymore
• Post-match thoughts of Aaron Lennon, Vedran Corluka and Arsene Wenger (who unfortunately didn't see the match).
• Top 10 Spurs Come Backs Ever - 10 minute highlights of 10 of the greatest come backs in Tottenham history (took 60 fucking years to compile)

ALL THIS FOR JUST A FIVER!

:541:

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Oh shit, the grammar in that is shocking in places

[Kez 2,727]

Lol its fine its only spurs

[.Cee 50]

:541: :541: @ BL's post

Hahahaha. That tells you what the club thinks of itself, glorifying a draw!

Yeah, they mentioned the 5-1 victory in the product description, too.

[Laylabelle 9,296]

Well guess all the Spurs 'fans' who left early and missed the last 2 goals can see it again and again and pretend they were actully there

Edited November 3, 2008 by Laylabelle

[Joe Cool 388]

Oh my god. I thought that this DVD was fake. I looked at the site and it turns out I was wrong

[Kez 2,727]

Why dont they try Spurs 4-4 Chelsea it's all about the draws

[.Cee 50]

Oh my god. I thought that this DVD was fake. I looked at the site and it turns out I was wrong

LOL

Edited the first post so people don't assume it's fake.

[Joe Cool 388]

That's so sad.

They even have a DVD set of when they beat us 2-1 at WHL and pretty much every dramatic victory they have achieved. Group of

Any guesses when they start coming out with mug sets on their victories?

[carefreeluke 27]

You only sing when you drawing, sing when your drawing.....

[chrismada9 1,948]

HAHAHAHA!!! This is by far the funniest and saddest thing I've seen all day!

Sp*rs felt like they'd won a cup final after drawing one game, so they release it on DVD

what a bunch of stupid cn*ts they all are

[the wes 7,212]

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is doing all he can to end Tottenham's UEFA Cup dream.

The billionaire Russian is rolling out the red carpet for Spur's UEFA Cup opponents Spartak Moscow as they prepare for next week's clash, says the Daily Mail.

Spartak arrive in London on Thursday and will prepare for the game at Chelsea's Cobham training complex.

And, knowing they are short of match practise as the Russian side goes into the fourth week of their winter close season, Abramovich has arranged for them to play Chelsea reserves on Saturday.

Spartak sources said: "Blood is thicker than water. Roman is helping the Russian team as much as he can. We will be very well prepared for this game."

[Kez 2,727]

Come on Spartak!